I’ll see you on the other side…

[pantherairsoft]

 

Rumour has it that only by reaching the final rank on Basschat can a bassist reach their true potential.

 

It is said that until they reached rank 14, Victor Wooten couldn’t slap and Bootsy had no idea what funk was.

 

It is said that until they reached the rank of Grand Master on Basschat, Justin Chancellor couldn’t play in 7/4 and Flea was merely a Bell Pepper.

 

Since April 22, 2009, I have dreamt of this moment. Finally, it is my time to ascend to the ranks of bass greatness. I’ll see you on the other side… It is time to play the bass and stop spending so much time on an internet forum

[Reggaebass]

Congratulations Grand Master 😁

[ezbass]

14 minutes ago, pantherairsoft said:

It is time to play the bass and stop spending so much time on an internet forum

I actually did a fair bit of this today and most enjoyable it was too. 
 

Welcome to GM status, we’ll heat up the crumpets and wax the paddle for the initiation ceremony .

[TimR]

With Grand Power comes Grand Responsibility.

[Jackroadkill]

Where will you be getting the secret tattoo?

[Dad3353]

Just now, Jackroadkill said:

Where will you be getting the secret tattoo?

 

Traditionally, Woking, I believe 

[TimR]

Just now, Jackroadkill said:

Where will you be getting the secret tattoo?

Shouldn't we have a standard one?

 

Like the Iron Man calf tattoo. Back of the *left hand maybe?

 

*right if you're from the dark side. 

[Jackroadkill]

1 minute ago, Dad3353 said:

 

Traditionally, Woking, I believe 

 

Funnily enough I was guessing Basingstoke would be the initial answer!

[pantherairsoft]

2 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

 

Funnily enough I was guessing Basingstoke would be the initial answer!

No one is putting a tattoo gun anywhere near my Basingstoke!

[HeadlessBassist]

I've heard that the secret handshake involves playing repeated slap triplets while simultaneously singing Arne's "Rule Britannia". 

[ezbass]

4 minutes ago, HeadlessBassist said:

I've heard that the secret handshake involves playing repeated slap triplets while simultaneously singing Arne's "Rule Britannia". 

Well, it was a secret 🤐🤦🏻

[ped]

48 minutes ago, pantherairsoft said:

No one is putting a tattoo gun anywhere near my Basingstoke!

 

Someone didn't read the T&Cs

[Homatron]

2 hours ago, pantherairsoft said:

Finally, it is my time to ascend to the ranks of bass greatness. I’ll see you on the other side… It is time to play the bass and stop spending so much time on an internet forum

 

 

 

[pantherairsoft]

I’d be leaving more ‘haha’ reactions here, but…

 

 

Apparently ‘Grand Master’ ain’t all it’s cracked up to be!

Edited 18 hours ago by pantherairsoft

[Inga]

RULEEEEEEE BRITNNIAAA!!!!! BRITANNNIAAA RULES THE WAVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BRITONSNSSS NEVER EVEVRV RV VEVER SHALL BE SLAVES RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRITINANNIA ABRITNANTNAI RULES THE BRITINAD ALL THE WAY? i

[upside downer]

10 hours ago, Inga said:

RULEEEEEEE BRITNNIAAA!!!!! BRITANNNIAAA RULES THE WAVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BRITONSNSSS NEVER EVEVRV RV VEVER SHALL BE SLAVES RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRITINANNIA ABRITNANTNAI RULES THE BRITINAD ALL THE WAY? i

 

Were you having a few pints with Nigel Farage last night and he got hold of your phone?

[tegs07]

2 hours ago, upside downer said:

 

Were you having a few pints with Nigel Farage last night and he got hold of your phone?

Is he that man of the people, ex banker bloke who lives in Belgium, had a german wife but has an issue with the EU, Brussels and immigration?

Edited 4 hours ago by tegs07

[fleabag]

We

18 hours ago, pantherairsoft said:

 

Rumour has it that only by reaching the final rank on Basschat can a bassist reach their true potential.

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the club !! 

 

 

  

 

 

 

[tauzero]

That reminds me, who ate all the Hobnobs in the GM black helicopter?