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Rumour has it that only by reaching the final rank on Basschat can a bassist reach their true potential.

 

It is said that until they reached rank 14, Victor Wooten couldn’t slap and Bootsy had no idea what funk was.

 

It is said that until they reached the rank of Grand Master on Basschat, Justin Chancellor couldn’t play in 7/4 and Flea was merely a Bell Pepper.

 

Since April 22, 2009, I have dreamt of this moment. Finally, it is my time to ascend to the ranks of bass greatness. I’ll see you on the other side… It is time to play the bass and stop spending so much time on an internet forum :)

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14 minutes ago, pantherairsoft said:

It is time to play the bass and stop spending so much time on an internet forum

I actually did a fair bit of this today and most enjoyable it was too. 
 

Welcome to GM status, we’ll heat up the crumpets and wax the paddle for the initiation ceremony :shok:.

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Just now, Jackroadkill said:

Where will you be getting the secret tattoo?

Shouldn't we have a standard one?

 

Like the Iron Man calf tattoo. Back of the *left hand maybe?

 

*right if you're from the dark side. 

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2 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

 

Funnily enough I was guessing Basingstoke would be the initial answer!


No one is putting a tattoo gun anywhere near my Basingstoke!

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4 minutes ago, HeadlessBassist said:

I've heard that the secret handshake involves playing repeated slap triplets while simultaneously singing Arne's "Rule Britannia". 

Well, it was a secret 🤐🤦🏻

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48 minutes ago, pantherairsoft said:


No one is putting a tattoo gun anywhere near my Basingstoke!

 

Someone didn't read the T&Cs

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I’d be leaving more ‘haha’ reactions here, but…

 

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Apparently ‘Grand Master’ ain’t all it’s cracked up to be! ;)

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