FEMALE DB's SHOW YOURSELVES!! (LONDON)

[seriousgirlmuso]

WANTED FEMALE MUSICIANS 4 REAL GIRL BAND!

BY THIS I MEAN WE WRITE THE SONGS WITH OUR SULTRY EXPERTISE.
WE PLAY THE INSTRUMENTS, WE PRODUCE THE TRACKS, BASICALLY WE CALL THE SHOTS.

DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE MEN BUT THE SONGS AND IDEAS I ALREADY HAVE REALLY SPEAK TO WOMEN

MY INFLUENCES ARE...

SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES
FIONA APPLE
NINA SIMONE
CANDYE KANE
JILL SCOTT
AMY WINEHOUSE
CINDY LAUPER
CULTURE CLUB
BANGLES
DEMENTED ARE GO
NICK CAVE
THE SPECIALS
SCIENTIST

PLEASE DONT BE SHY LADIES! I AM STARTING THIS FROM THE GROUND UP!

I WILL NEED:

PRODUCER
DOUBLE BASSIST
DRUMMER
UKALELE
GUITARIST
BANJO
KEYBOARDS/ORGAN
GLOKENSPEIL
HORNS

IF YOU PLAY ANYTHING I HAVNT LISTED OR YOU THINK YOU COULD BE AN ASSET IN ANY WAY PLEASE GET IN CONTACT.
I HAVE RECORD LABELS AND RADIO EXECUTIVES WAITING ON A PROMISE!
DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT IM A LIL TIRED OF GIRL BANDS WHOS GREATEST TALENT IS A HIGH KICK!

DONT BE COY SKILLED FEMALE MUSICIANS SHOW YOURSELVES

CONTACT CHARLIE @ [email protected]

[dave_bass5]

Its really not good to post in all caps. Its the equivalent of shouting.

Why not post this in the bassists wanted section?

Why not familiarise yourself with the layout of this forum rather than just jumping in head first. You might get more replies that way.

Welcome by the way ;-)

Edited September 6, 2010 by dave_bass5

[EdwardHimself]

WANTED: NEW KEYBOARD FOR GIRL BAND. REQUIREMENTS: WORKING "CAPS LOCK" KEY....

[Clarky]

Good luck with your search but I don't think there are many lady DB players on this site (can only think of one off the top of my head). You may have to cast the net a bit wider or, gasp, consider someone of the male gender

[BottomEndian]

[quote name='seriousgirlmuso' post='947146' date='Sep 6 2010, 12:58 PM']PRODUCER
DOUBLE BASSIST
DRUMMER
UKALELE
GUITARIST
BANJO
KEYBOARDS/ORGAN
GLOKENSPEIL
HORNS[/quote]
Can't help with the request, I'm afraid, but that's a hell of a line-up. I'm genuinely intrigued. Let us know where we can hear the project once it's off the ground!

[farmer61]

[quote name='seriousgirlmuso' post='947146' date='Sep 6 2010, 12:58 PM']WANTED [color="#FF0000"]FEMALE[/color] MUSICIANS 4 REAL [color="#FF0000"]GIRL[/color] BAND!

DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE MEN BUT THE SONGS AND IDEAS I ALREADY HAVE REALLY SPEAK TO[color="#FF0000"] WOMEN[/color]

PLEASE DONT BE SHY [color="#FF0000"]LADIES[/color]! I AM STARTING THIS FROM THE GROUND UP!


DONT BE COY SKILLED [color="#FF0000"]FEMALE [/color]MUSICIANS SHOW YOURSELVES

CONTACT CHARLIE @ [email protected][/quote]

Ahem, sexual descrimination?

[TPJ]

I look pretty good in a dress (so I'm told)

[Clarky]

[quote name='farmer61' post='947233' date='Sep 6 2010, 02:17 PM']Ahem, sexual descrimination? [/quote]
You're just jealous coz you haven't got "SULTRY EXPERTISE"

[dave_bass5]

[quote name='Clarky' post='947236' date='Sep 6 2010, 02:22 PM']You're just jealous coz you haven't got "SULTRY EXPERTISE" [/quote]

I saw loads of that at the wedding i played on Sat. Almost too much if that's possible lol.

[MB1]

[quote name='BottomEndian' post='947204' date='Sep 6 2010, 01:44 PM']Can't help with the request, I'm afraid, but that's a hell of a line-up. I'm genuinely intrigued. Let us know where we can hear the project once it's off the ground![/quote]

MB1.
...Looks like the Ukalele Player got the Gig!...Trombonists everywhere must be Gutted!

[thisnameistaken]

I always miss it when females show themselves.

[bobbass4k]

I imagine there's a government advice document somewhere about men making internet posts asking for women in block capitals.

[seriousgirlmuso]

Charlie is short for CHARLOTTE!
best believe I was smiling when I read all of your posts.
God knows I love men but I rather them in my bed than in my band.
thanx for your comments.

[Cat Burrito]

[quote name='seriousgirlmuso' post='948732' date='Sep 7 2010, 08:04 PM']God knows I love men but I rather them in my bed than in my band.[/quote]
Having roomed up on tour with my band a few times I definitely prefer my guys in the band, not the bed! And I think we got that Charlie was short for Charlotte... unless it was just me & I'm naturally gifted? Good luck with the search.

[waynepunkdude]

[quote name='seriousgirlmuso' post='948732' date='Sep 7 2010, 08:04 PM']Charlie is short for CHARLOTTE!
best believe I was smiling when I read all of your posts.
God knows I love men but I rather them in my bed than in my band.
thanx for your comments.[/quote]


I'm a big fan of your work.

[allighatt0r]

what members do you have so far?

Is being hot a requirement?

[Mykesbass]

[quote name='allighatt0r' post='948863' date='Sep 7 2010, 09:48 PM'] what members do you have so far?

Is being hot a requirement?[/quote]

As in "Some Like it Hot"?

[lonestar]

[quote name='Mykesbass' post='948889' date='Sep 7 2010, 10:04 PM']As in "Some Like it Hot"?

[/quote]

[Charlottetat]

Hi Charlie, Charlie here There ARE female double bass players out there so keep looking - too bad I'm oop North. Your project sounds fab, good luck.