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MacDaddy

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  1. "nude jazz" ? 😳
  2. I just called the paranoia hotline.

    A guy answered "how the hell did you get this number‽".

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. prowla

      prowla

      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

    3. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      That's right...we are 👽🤖

    4. LeftyJ

      LeftyJ

      I asked my local library for a book about paranoia. They whispered "Behind you".

  3. With hindsight I should have chamfered the edge and sod the resale value. It had a lovely neck and sounded great - it was a passive one.
  4. From the internet: Musician A person who puts £2000 of gear, into a £500 car, to play a £50 gig.
  5. My happiest childhood memory is building sandcastles with my grandfather.

    Until my mother took the urn away from me.

  6. I had one at the time and that's why I got rid of it, I play fingerstyle and the edge of the body dug painfully into my arm.
  7. Sounds pretty good live played on bass, even recorded on a phone:
  8. Regarding rehearsals, what about fun? Meeting your mates having a play, then going for a beer?
  9. Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check but the mirror wasn't working.

    1. alyctes

      alyctes

      You've been tracking mud into the house again. haven't you?

    2. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

      Sorry to be a downer, but vampires show up in modern mirrors. They didn't show up in mirrors before because mirrors were backed with silver. Now we use aluminum.

  10. He used to have a regular Sunday afternoon jazz gig in (IIRC) Richmond. I went once it was absolutely heaving. Sublime playing.
  11. Change strings? 😳
  12. The inventor of velcro recently died. RIP.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      The bloke who composed the Hokey Cokey also died recently. His funeral was a bit chaotic -- it all kicked off when they put his left leg in the coffin...

  13. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Yep...real heart

  14. My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and then burn them".

    Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

    1. lowregisterhead

      lowregisterhead

      😂 Whatever you do, don't bury them with the charred remains...

  15. What is blue and not heavy?

    Light blue.

  16. I could fit it in my inside coat pocket.
  17. Ideally in-line, with no kink or angles from the nut.
  18. Trace Elliott (Peavey) make a 500w Elf 😎
  19. Baby On Board = fine
    Baby Superglued To MDF = not

    1. AinsleyWalker

      AinsleyWalker

      Baby on board 😞
      Pedal on board 😎

    2. SpondonBassed
  20. Does this count? Herbie Flowers on electric bass, and Herbie Flowers on double bass...
  21. Useable multi fx presets, that require minimal tweaking.
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