Reminds me of a sign i saw in the local wood merchants I used to visit which went something like this.
"We prepare the ground, plant the seed, water it, feed it, nurture it and tend it for year after year. When the time is right we cut it down and then in to carefully pre-planned sizes. We transport it to the sawmill where we store it till fully dried then we cut it in to accurate lengths and widths. We then chamfer it, plane it, and sometimes even polish it. We then load it and dispense it to the docks where it is loaded on to a container ship that sends it overseas where it is unloaded on to the dockside. We then transport it to our stockists who store it in dry conditions until you need to use it........................................................... AND YOU WANT A FU**ING DISCOUNT !!!!!!!