[quote name='Kiwi' timestamp='1373215636' post='2134820']
My Child, repentance is nigh. Please say 10 "On The One...HUH!", 25 "yowsa yowsa yowsa" and cite the Prayer for Bass Players:
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]"The drummer is my lord and I shall not rush.
He maketh me lay out in tasteful places
He leadeth me beside [/font][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]cool meter changes[/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]He restoreth my "one".
Yeah man, though I read [/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]through the trickiest of charts,
I will fear no train wrecks. For he is down on it.
His hihat and snare, both comfort me
They setteth up a solo for me In the presence of guitarists.
You bestoweth my licks with Big Nasty.
My groove overfloweth.
Surely good feel and funk will flow [/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]through all the tunes of each set.
And I will dwell in the pocket
Forever.
Amen."[/font]
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As soon as I get ink for my printer that'll be framed and on the wall!