OK, I loaded a load of fairly nonsensical keywords and prompts into https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/
...and with a couple of tweaks came up with what could almost pass as a Pavement song
Summer Dental Conference (No Monster Trucks)
"We're all going to a summer dental conference
No more begging for a week or two
Guitars and stack shoes at our summer dental conference
No more monster trucks for me or you
For a week or two
Summertime, and the givin' is open
Sisters are lying and the are wagers are high
Oh, your king's Belgian and your serf is driving
So hush my parched bozo, don't you cry
Oh the summer of 2543
I can't wait to do some lying with you
You can't wait to do some lying with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love
(Solo)
Summertime, and the givin' is open
Sisters are lying and the are wagers are high
Oh, your king's Belgian and your serf is driving
So hush my parched bozo, don't you cry
(Spoken Word over breakdown/build-up)
Me and some monster trucks from Southampton
Had a band and we tried real hard.
Kent quit, Jo went inventing
I should've known we'd never end up emigrating
Oh the summer of 2543
Summer lying had me a blast, oh yeah
Summer lying happened so fast,
Summer dental conference drifting away,
To, uh oh, that summer dental conference"