phallic bass move - help

[SteveXFR]

21 hours ago, jonno1981 said:

I’m amazed Scott’s bass lessons hasn’t covered this. 

 

Isn't this what "holding down the low end" means?

[Richard R]

1 hour ago, Al Nico said:

Phallic moves are not so well known. unlike more conventional and popular moves you may have used yourself such as the Bus Wiper,

 

I play in church so Bus Wipers - phallic or limpid - are not required. 🤣

[PNWTony]

On 20/11/2025 at 14:06, jonno1981 said:

I’m amazed Scott’s bass lessons hasn’t covered this. 

I'm waiting for them to do a lesson on 'bass face'. I'm never sure if or when I should scowl or grimace or leer or whimper or whatever. And eyes open or closed? One open one closed? Top ten expressions? I'm ready.

[Gasman]

The bus wiper is sooo outdated! Spread your ankles wide apart then hold your bass between your legs (neck first of course) and scrub vigorously back and forth - there you have the Ass Wiper...

[Al Nico]

18 hours ago, Richard R said:

 

I play in church so Bus Wipers - phallic or limpid - are not required. 🤣

Maybe if you lift your corresponding leg as the neck goes up, and call it the Half Angel, you'll own that?

[Al Nico]

4 hours ago, Gasman said:

The bus wiper is sooo outdated! Spread your ankles wide apart then hold your bass between your legs (neck first of course) and scrub vigorously back and forth - there you have the Ass Wiper...

Crikey. Give me a chance. I need to get the basics before anything that advanced.

I've almost perfected the the Log Float from the first edition. That simple illusion where by bobbing down then up slightly while supporting the bass with a hidden hand, retaining the bass height, makes the bass appear to 'float' on stage.