phallic bass move - help

[SteveXFR]

21 hours ago, jonno1981 said:

I’m amazed Scott’s bass lessons hasn’t covered this. 

 

Isn't this what "holding down the low end" means?

[Richard R]

1 hour ago, Al Nico said:

Phallic moves are not so well known. unlike more conventional and popular moves you may have used yourself such as the Bus Wiper,

 

I play in church so Bus Wipers - phallic or limpid - are not required. 🤣

[PNWTony]

On 20/11/2025 at 14:06, jonno1981 said:

I’m amazed Scott’s bass lessons hasn’t covered this. 

I'm waiting for them to do a lesson on 'bass face'. I'm never sure if or when I should scowl or grimace or leer or whimper or whatever. And eyes open or closed? One open one closed? Top ten expressions? I'm ready.

[Gasman]

The bus wiper is sooo outdated! Spread your ankles wide apart then hold your bass between your legs (neck first of course) and scrub vigorously back and forth - there you have the Ass Wiper...