sprocketflup Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 In haiku - Oh fishy trumpet, Sadly you're fit for the bin, My mates are tossers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloney Balderdash Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) The headline: Rot Fish-Stench's Trumpet-Friend Caught In A Car-Boot Incident And as haiku: Rotten fish trumpet Trumpet odour in a car No fun fishy joke Edited February 10, 2023 by Baloney Balderdash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles'tone Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) Trumpets and fish don't mix We heard from a blower called Rick His mates for a jape Thought it would be great Now Rick calls his old mates pricks Edited February 10, 2023 by miles'tone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I had this with a MM Sterling. The bass and case were really smelly. I completely took the bass to bits and washed everything - except the electrics, obvs, before someone mentions it - in warm soapy water, then polished the body, neck and hardware. The case got a liberal helping of 'Shake n Vac'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 There once was a guy called Paul He didn't like the smell of his bass at all He took it pieces and washed of the faeces and now he’s telling us all Damn I re used ‘all’ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggaebass Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 It’s fairly hot here today, would this be a good time to leave my 71 Bass case outside to air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairobill Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 (edited) It's funny how basses get a specific smell. I have had a few nitro finished basses (excellent instruments and naming no names) that gave off the aroma of old socks. They were very funky basses though, mind... Edited June 11, 2023 by Cairobill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorkie635 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 27 minutes ago, Reggaebass said: It’s fairly hot here today, would this be a good time to leave my 71 Bass case outside to air? Not so much 'heat', but UV and a good breeze seems to shift the stench. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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