Jump to content
Why become a member? ×

Geezer Nicked


Skybone
 Share

Recommended Posts

[quote name='Cosmo Valdemar' timestamp='1422631828' post='2674923']


I don't believe you.
[/quote]

It's totally true. I'm just not at all interested in rock music, particularly that from years ago.

My influences when taking up playing bass were guys like Jaco, using bass in a melodic way.

Nowadays it's mostly either classical or experimental music that I listen to.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='Beedster' timestamp='1422550815' post='2674021']
[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helmet, Freesans, sans-serif][size=1]
'....the Corkscrew Saloon on the Furnace Creek Ranch in Death Valley National Park...'[/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helmet, Freesans, sans-serif][size=1]
It's a rock 'n roll setting, better than Weatherspoons' in Walsall [/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]

Yes, love it! :-)

And no-one, male or female, has to have grey hair unless they want to. I speak as one who knows. :-)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422648664' post='2675235']
And no-one, male or female, has to have grey hair unless they want to. I speak as one who knows. :-)
[/quote]

I nearly made a tasteless comment about collar and cuffs, but thought better of it. :D

Edited by discreet
Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='Cosmo Valdemar' timestamp='1422650701' post='2675291']
My beard is starting to turn grey.
[/quote]

Either dye it or get rid of it. Nothing makes you look older than a grey beard. Weirdly, my beard has gone grey but my hair has not, prompting people to think that 1) I dye my hair (which I don't) and 2) I dye my hair but can't be bothered to dye my beard as well, like some sort of feckless tramp that very probably smells of pee and is no doubt a paedophile.

Edited by discreet
Link to comment
Share on other sites

That Just For Men stuff is pretty good for facial hair and gives good results, however it keeps on working for a while even after you wash it off. So don't leave it on for longer than 2 or 3 mins or it goes really really dark and can look very silly.
Yes, this is the voice of experience :blink:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='UglyDog' timestamp='1422707988' post='2675848']
That Just For Men stuff is pretty good for facial hair and gives good results, however it keeps on working for a while even after you wash it off. So don't leave it on for longer than 2 or 3 mins or it goes really really dark and can look very silly.
Yes, this is the voice of experience :blink:
[/quote]

Ooh, I'll try that! I could look up to three years younger!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1422708003' post='2675849']


I didn't think robots had facial hair. How does that work, then? :)
[/quote]

Tiny, tiny wires.

I did try Just for Men for Beards once. And I might again.

If I win the lottery I'm getting a beard transplant.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878']
In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-)
[/quote]

or use these... they work for head and beard all at once!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878']
In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-)
[/quote]
That sounds familiar........Oh, Life of Brian? Yes, I can [i]totally[/i] see that working

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1422709902' post='2675878']
In the meantime, you could try one of those false beards that hooks over your ears. No one would notice. :-)
[/quote]

:D Yes! Or how about one of those Groucho Marx jobs with the combined glasses, nose, moustache and cigar!?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1422719401' post='2676020']


:D Yes! Or how about one of those Groucho Marx jobs with the combined glasses, nose, moustache and cigar!?
[/quote]

Actually, I wear prescription glasses and I find that remark extremely offensive so now I'm going to totally derail the the thread with persistent but ultimately weak arguments about things I know nothing about and that I have no earthly reason to even have an opinion on.

Or not.

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='paul h' timestamp='1422719689' post='2676030']


Actually, I wear prescription glasses and I find that remark extremely offensive so now I'm going to totally derail the the thread with persistent but ultimately weak arguments about things I know nothing about and that I have no earthly reason to even have an opinion on.

Or not.

:D
[/quote]

I hope there's no one on here who wears a prosthetic nose....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...