Roger2611 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I don't know if it is just me but, i read the description, then had to go and flush my head down the toilet! [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fender-Custom-Shop-Jazz-Bass-70s-Guitar-/271434724320?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3f32c533e0"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fender-Custom-Shop-Jazz-Bass-70s-Guitar-/271434724320?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3f32c533e0[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leroydiamond Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 That is just mad! Totally crazy stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassmonkey Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 One feedback too.....reaches for wallet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 It helps if you read the description to yourself in a heavy Russian accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Postage is £995! From Uxbridge! Although I'd say it's coming via Shenzhen City, judging from what reads suspiciously like a Chinglish translation! Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubsonicSimpleton Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Large-boned bass sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I didn't understand a word of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'm tempted to use these lines from the description in a song It is easy to grasp a slender neck And it is easy to flip it And it has become Even if again, had from Jazz bass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 [quote name='TheGreek' timestamp='1395775198' post='2406179'] I didn't understand a word of that... [/quote] Sorry, but which bit of Fender Custom Shop Jazz Bass 70s Guitar As the beginning of an electric base Although it is the born precision base, The design and specification which were completed are the present. It can be said that all the electric bases were affected. One of arrival of goods is one were manufactured at the first half of the 70s this time, The CBS head logo of the feature of the specification of the 70s, a natural ash body, Neck Shape of the thin figure of the nut width of B Shape, etc. It is characteristic specification. There is a statement of neck. It is easy to grasp a slender neck, and it is easy to flip it and it has become, Even if again had from JazzBass, sense of incongruity is seldom felt. It is easy to be an omission which consists of a 1P maple neck with a thin figure. In a large-boned base sound. ... are you not getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 [quote name='Beedster' timestamp='1395777547' post='2406231'] Sorry, but which bit of Fender Custom Shop Jazz Bass 70s Guitar As the beginning of an electric base Although it is the born precision base, The design and specification which were completed are the present. It can be said that all the electric bases were affected. One of arrival of goods is one were manufactured at the first half of the 70s this time, The CBS head logo of the feature of the specification of the 70s, a natural ash body, Neck Shape of the thin figure of the nut width of B Shape, etc. It is characteristic specification. There is a statement of neck. It is easy to grasp a slender neck, and it is easy to flip it and it has become, Even if again had from JazzBass, sense of incongruity is seldom felt. It is easy to be an omission which consists of a 1P maple neck with a thin figure. In a large-boned base sound. ... are you not getting? [/quote] That bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodinblack Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I must admit, for me the keeper phrase is the large boned base sound. That is what I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 [quote name='Bassassin' timestamp='1395769670' post='2406072'] a Chinglish translation! [/quote] Surely a translation makes something easier to understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlfer Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 [quote name='Beedster' timestamp='1395819942' post='2406581'] Surely a translation makes something easier to understand? [/quote] What, it makes more sense in Mandarin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Now this makes far more sense! Dǎng ní bǎn dìngzhì diàn 70 niándài juéshì bèi sī jítā zuòwéi diàn jīdì de kāitóu suīrán shì jīngmì jīdì chūshēng de, zài shèjì hé guīgé wánchéng nǎxiē shì xiànzài. Yīncǐ kěyǐ shuō, suǒyǒu de diàn jīdì dōu shòudào yǐngxiǎng. Yīzhǒng huòwù de dàodá shì zài shǒucì zài 70 niándài de yībàn shíjiān zhì, zài 70 niándài, tiānrán huī tǐ, báo de tú B de cáo kuāndù de jǐng bù xíngzhuàng de guīfàn de tèzhēng de CBS tóu biāozhì Xíngzhuàng děng, zhè shì xìngnéng guīgé. Yǒu jǐng bù de chénshù. Zhè shì hěn róngyì zhǎngwò yīgè xìcháng de bózi, bìngqiě hěn róngyì shuǎi diào tā, tā yǐjīng chéngwéi, jíshǐ cóng juéshì bèi sī zài yǒu, bù xiétiáo de gǎnjué hěn shǎo gǎnjué dào. Zhè shì hěn róngyì bèi yílòu zài tā yóu yīgè 1P fēng mùqín jǐng yǔ yīgè shòuxiǎo de shēnyǐng. Zài yīgè dà qù gǔ jīdì de shēngyīn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlfer Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Ah, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famine43 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It reads like some sort of code. Rearrange the words/substitute certain words and it's probably a recipe from "The Anarchist's Cookbook" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 The phrase "it's all Greek to me..." seems apt but in this case it just isn't.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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