xilddx Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud. I can mute them, but there seems no simple way of reporting these rogues to Soundcloud. Wot gives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdown Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384691389' post='2279453'] What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud. I can mute them, [/quote] Have you ever tried muting a Hot Milf, or Texas wife? Try putting something in their mouth other than a sock, that should do the trick. Edited November 17, 2013 by lowdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambient Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I've had 2 like that start following me this week, the one's talking about marriage already, but I've told her it's early days yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krysh Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 you are too hot, nige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hubrad Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 My Facebook page always throws up (sic) adverts for that kinda thing.. I think it's because I've not supplied Facebook with much more than the basic minimum information so either a)they're taking a wild guess at what a 50 year old bloke wants from the internet or b)Facebook is trying to bug me into divulging every facet of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil.i.stein Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='lowdown' timestamp='1384691848' post='2279465'] Have you ever tried muting a Hot Milf, or Texas wife? Try putting something in their mouth other than a sock, that should do the trick. [/quote] shotgun ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 i just went to chyeck my soundcloud to make sure that user466827063 wasnt me it wasnt but i did see a little heart on the dashboard i clicked on it it said .....silddx is following you bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1384700144' post='2279604'] i just went to chyeck my soundcloud to make sure that user466827063 wasnt me it wasnt but i did see a little heart on the dashboard i clicked on it it said .....silddx is following you bless [/quote] Oh. So you're not that nice lonely chick from Welwyn Garden City? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol303 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384691389' post='2279453']What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud[/quote] I don't have any such followers myself (they've probably seen photos of me in neoprene cycling shorts and thought better of it...). But I've seen them on other folks' SoundCloud lists. It's even more tragic when guys - and it's always guys - choose to follow them back. I take it they don't have music uploaded - just a bunch of people they're following? If so they're bogus accounts and probably just people trying the classic 'Russian Dating' scam with a Texan twist: "My name is Svetlana. I like older men. You seem nice. I'd like to visit you but I cannot afford the flight - will you pay so that we can be together?" That usually works when I try it anyway. SoundCloud is thankfully fairly free of scammers, but they'll chance their arm anywhere they can these days. Just ignore them. Or message them with death metal tracks about My Little Pony and say you're coming to Texas because you're in love and want an older woman to make you custard. That'll learn 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Are there really death metal tracks about My Little Pony? If not then there should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol303 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='BigRedX' timestamp='1384704074' post='2279671']Are there really death metal tracks about My Little Pony? If not then there should be.[/quote] ALL of Napalm Death's early output dealt with this very subject. It's difficult to make out the lyrics, but trust me, that's what Barney Greenway was singing about all through the 90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xgsjx Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I've got one of those users following me too. I'm off to dig out some ND for a listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='hubrad' timestamp='1384694005' post='2279505'] My Facebook page always throws up (sic) adverts for that kinda thing.. I think it's because I've not supplied Facebook with much more than the basic minimum information so either a)they're taking a wild guess at what a 50 year old bloke wants from the internet or b)Facebook is trying to bug me into divulging every facet of my life. [/quote] It's looking at cookies in your machine to see what other things you've searched for and what sites you've visited. Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hubrad Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Lost me at cookies! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Vincent Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I've got a few anonymous musicless Soundcloud followers, but they've never spoken to me. Probably heard my music.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384691389' post='2279453'] What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud. I can mute them, but there seems no simple way of reporting these rogues to Soundcloud. Wot gives? [/quote] Stop downloading MILF porn then this won't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Busted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='Gust0o' timestamp='1384729914' post='2280161'] Busted [/quote] Nope, I prefer MILFs to Busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384731851' post='2280193'] Nope, I prefer MILFs to Busted. [/quote] Well, given your comments on my eyesight previously, an easy mistake for me to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 [quote name='Gust0o' timestamp='1384732182' post='2280196'] Well, given your comments on my eyesight previously, an easy mistake for me to make [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted November 18, 2013 Author Share Posted November 18, 2013 (edited) Jesus, not another! Miss bloody San Francisco now. This was the other day, some NYC tartlet. And previously, a Phoenix Philly. Edited November 18, 2013 by xilddx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icastle Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 You considered a US tour yet Nige? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted November 18, 2013 Author Share Posted November 18, 2013 [quote name='icastle' timestamp='1384736727' post='2280227'] You considered a US tour yet Nige? [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted November 18, 2013 Author Share Posted November 18, 2013 And now a terrific tart looking for fun in Indianapolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384797267' post='2280839'] And now a terrific tart looking for fun in Indianapolis. [/quote] Sorry Nige that was me using a picture of myself taken several years ago. I've got much shorter hair now and don't use eye liner anymore. Again sorry, just thought it'd be a bit of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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