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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384691389' post='2279453']
What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud.
I can mute them,
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Have you ever tried muting a Hot Milf, or Texas wife?
Try putting something in their mouth other than a sock,
that should do the trick.

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My Facebook page always throws up (sic) adverts for that kinda thing.. I think it's because I've not supplied Facebook with much more than the basic minimum information so either a)they're taking a wild guess at what a 50 year old bloke wants from the internet or b)Facebook is trying to bug me into divulging every facet of my life.

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[quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1384700144' post='2279604']
i just went to chyeck my soundcloud to make sure that user466827063 wasnt me :D

it wasnt

but i did see a little heart on the dashboard

i clicked on it

it said .....silddx is following you

bless :gas:
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Oh. So you're not that nice lonely chick from Welwyn Garden City?

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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384691389' post='2279453']What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud[/quote]

I don't have any such followers myself (they've probably seen photos of me in neoprene cycling shorts and thought better of it...). But I've seen them on other folks' SoundCloud lists. It's even more tragic when guys - and it's always guys - choose to follow them back.

I take it they don't have music uploaded - just a bunch of people they're following? If so they're bogus accounts and probably just people trying the classic 'Russian Dating' scam with a Texan twist: "My name is Svetlana. I like older men. You seem nice. I'd like to visit you but I cannot afford the flight - will you pay so that we can be together?" That usually works when I try it anyway.

SoundCloud is thankfully fairly free of scammers, but they'll chance their arm anywhere they can these days.

Just ignore them. Or message them with death metal tracks about My Little Pony and say you're coming to Texas because you're in love and want an older woman to make you custard. That'll learn 'em :D

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[quote name='BigRedX' timestamp='1384704074' post='2279671']Are there really death metal tracks about My Little Pony? If not then there should be.[/quote]

ALL of Napalm Death's early output dealt with this very subject.

It's difficult to make out the lyrics, but trust me, that's what Barney Greenway was singing about all through the 90s ;)

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[quote name='hubrad' timestamp='1384694005' post='2279505']
My Facebook page always throws up (sic) adverts for that kinda thing.. I think it's because I've not supplied Facebook with much more than the basic minimum information so either a)they're taking a wild guess at what a 50 year old bloke wants from the internet or b)Facebook is trying to bug me into divulging every facet of my life.
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It's looking at cookies in your machine to see what other things you've searched for and what sites you've visited. Allegedly.

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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384691389' post='2279453']
What is all this crap? I'm getting hot MILFs and lonely Texas wives following me on Soundcloud.

I can mute them, but there seems no simple way of reporting these rogues to Soundcloud.

Wot gives?
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Stop downloading MILF porn then this won't happen :D

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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1384797267' post='2280839']
And now a terrific tart looking for fun in Indianapolis.


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Sorry Nige that was me using a picture of myself taken several years ago. I've got much shorter hair now and don't use eye liner anymore. Again sorry, just thought it'd be a bit of fun.

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