solo4652 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Bit of fun. My brother's just sent me this. It mainly relates to guitars but it's mostly true for basses too, I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Dammit. I need to buy more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamPodmore Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) Aye, same here. I have no Strat, Tele, Dreadnaught Acoustics, Mudbuckers OR P90's. I better get shopping. Liam Edited November 16, 2011 by LiamPodmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Haha its good, some one with much more technical skill than me could do a bass specific version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mornats Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 There's a flaw in it. If you have a 1:1 ratio of electrics & acoustics you may only have two guitars. What about backups for gigging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allighatt0r Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1321446457' post='1439171'] Haha its good, some one with much more technical skill than me could do a bass specific version? [/quote] I could make the flowchart with no issues if someone gave me the content? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 4 and 5 string versions of a P J and MM rosewood and maple for each fretted and fretless whats that? 24 before we start on Rics Warwicks etc etc etc its never ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) Active Passive 4/5/6 Fretted Fretless Maple Fretboard Rosewood Fretboard Ebony/Other Fretboard Satin Finish Gloss Finish Natural Finish Metallic Finish With LEDs Without LEDs With Scratchplate Without Scratchplate In perfect condition Relic'd naturally Relic'd unnaturally Filter Pre-Amp Non-Filter Pre-Amp I'll think up some more Edited November 16, 2011 by charic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 All the above with a Status neck...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Rich Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Sorry but this flow chart is nonsense. What's gigging got to do with anything? Chop off the bottom few boxes and it'll be spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1321463879' post='1439519'] All the above with a Status neck...... [/quote] Good point! Graphite neck Maple neck Wenge Neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mornats Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Until i get remarried it's GAS all the way baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Bassy Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='Fat Rich' timestamp='1321464483' post='1439537'] Sorry but this flow chart is nonsense. What's gigging got to do with anything? Chop off the bottom few boxes and it'll be spot on. [/quote] Especially the box that says 'You've probably got enough' Replace it with 'what the hell' and an arrow pointing to 'buy more guitars' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I will contemplate a bass version incorporating all of the above, but I'll have to squeeze it onto A0 paper. Alternatively I might just do a simpler one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShergoldSnickers Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 A simple three box chart is really all that is needed. Still alive? > Yes > buy more basses. V No V Stop reading this and lie still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 But wher's the fun in that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo4652 Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Whole section missing: "Are you bored with your playing?" if Yes, Have you: changed your strings? tried to learn new songs? bought a new strap? If Yes to any, go to "Buy more basses" If No to "Are you bored with your playing?" , go to "Hiding any basses at a friend's place?" Edited November 17, 2011 by solo4652 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremen Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='charic' timestamp='1321462086' post='1439462'] Active Passive 4/5/6 Fretted Fretless Maple Fretboard Rosewood Fretboard Ebony/Other Fretboard Satin Finish Gloss Finish Natural Finish Metallic Finish With LEDs Without LEDs With Scratchplate Without Scratchplate In perfect condition Relic'd naturally Relic'd unnaturally Filter Pre-Amp Non-Filter Pre-Amp I'll think up some more [/quote] Each of the above with flatwounds Each of the above with rounds (is the serious reason I bought my latest bass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardHimself Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 here is another really important chart that you should memorise: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo4652 Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='Count Bassy' timestamp='1321490519' post='1439939'] Especially the box that says 'You've probably got enough' Replace it with 'what the hell' and an arrow pointing to 'buy more guitars' [/quote] Alternatively, you could replace "You've probably got enough" with "OK - perhaps it's time to consider a double bass" and an arrow pointing to "buy more basses". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mornats Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Ask the cat if you should buy any more basses: http://youtu.be/LRT4IQ9TmRw Edited November 17, 2011 by Mornats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassBus Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Damn it!!! No wife, no kids. That must mean I have to buy more basses. Ah, well, such is life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassBus Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1321559311' post='1440721'] Got wife got kids awaiting delivery of Christmas present. The reason, it's the 4 string version of my 6 stringer Guilt free bass collection expansion. [/quote] That sounds like a bit of a gap. What about just filling it with a fiver for good measure. Or is that too anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leemarc Ferguson Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The way I see it you can NEVER have too much of something you love!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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