The gig was in Fleet, Hampshire. The keyboard player and me were set up and waiting. . . and waiting. . . and waiting! At ten to nine the drummer and bandleader turned up, flustered and annoyed. The band leader was driving the drummers estate car, because the drummer was banned. The band leader was a very bad driver. No lane discipline, drifting between lanes, speeding up and slowing down. Really bad driving. I had already refused to drive with him.
I asked he drummer what happened and he said they got pulled over by the Police on the M3. Me, what for? Drummer, driving like a ****! Apparently the Police stopped them because they'd never seen anyone driving that badly that hadn't been blind drunk. They breathalysed him because they didn't believe the bandleader was sober.