Teebs

Never too old to start, and a Squier Jazz can be an excellent instrument.

Oh dear! Another SkinnyPeople tattoo fail!

Hurt Doubly hurt

Dear God! Why on earth would you get a tattoo of a bottle opener? I'd really question your judgement when it comes to tattoos!

Told you a blowtorch would do the job!

How's your holiday tattoo removal going?

This. Post. Is. Meaningless. Without. Pictures.

That's horrid news Good luck Sam.

Hiya Samuel

Hiya Jim back

Hiya Alex

Hiya Mike

That'll be the jama

Fascinating Facts for a Friday: It would take 3,487440 6' tall bass players head-to-to to encircle the equator. It would only take 3,260982 (.8) @Bassfinger s head-to-toe to encircle the equator. It is impossible to complete the same exercise with the average lead guitarist - they possess heads so big it they have their own gravitational pull which would cause a tear in the space/time continuum. Makes you think, doesn't it?! (What it makes you think is another question! )

Just over 6'

Hiya Aenar

I could only dream of having that much space and being hit in the eye by the guitarist! We played a gig as a four-piece with only enough air for the singer! I suffocated and was glad to!

Yes - you are wicked! But also a genius!

Done

Fab that!

It's not meant that way - it's just taking things to a surreal extreme. Plus, puns have quite a history on BC... I'm sorry if you feel left out - not the intention at all.

BassChat

Aah! Go on! You'll be a dab hand at this! Wotsit matter if they say no?