Back in 91 the band I was in did a UK tour, as a support band.
First gig was in Bradford. All pile in the van which had been rented & modded for the tour, driver sets off with the band in fine mood.
Pull up, driver says everyone out as he’s having trouble finding the venue, asks one of us to go into a petrol station to ask for directions.
Before that happened I asked “Isn’t the gig in Bradford” to which the answer was yes.
My next question, which wasn’t so well received was “ well why are we in Barnsley”.
Aaaaaarrgh!