And now for something completely different...

[jd56hawk]

...or at least slightly different.

tps://youtu.be/xdgxIgOr4qw?si=Zjukpx

NEW DHATARATTHA CUSTOM GUITARS J-STYLE BASS - ORANGE/PAISLEY RELIC - NAMM 2025 HANDPICKED FROM THE 2025 NAMM SHOW FLOOR!  METICULOUSLY SET UP FOR OPTIMAL PLAY!

Dhatarattha, the buddhist god of music, a guitar gods approved guitar!

Dhatarattha Custom Guitars a partnership between players and factory, inspired by players need to have an upgraded boutique guitar with hot-rod components and elevated tonal options. Focused on high quality tone woods, electronics and hardware, with a range of upgrades that many gigging players upgrade or require in a custom shop guitar are standard in all Dhatarattha guitars.  

Each guitar has a range of options that include gourmet tone woods, beautiful tops, large Steel frets, Locking custom Tuners, Bone nuts, Vintage Wiring, Vintage nitro finishes, hand dipped swirl paint jobs, or Burl Epoxy tops, Pro set-up crowning and polished fret leveling.  

Custom Crafted guitar, elite woods, custom specified parts and pickups.  Made by musicians for musicians.  

COLOR:  ORANGE RELIC OVER BLACK PAISLEY

Edited May 29 by jd56hawk

[Schnozzalee]

Bin it 👎

[crazycloud]

It's no different to any of the other bajillion relic'd instruments out there. Yawn.

[BassBiscuit]

42 minutes ago, crazycloud said:

It's no different to any of the other bajillion relic'd instruments out there. Yawn.

Is that not just the paint finish design to allude to 'reliccyness' ...  ?

[neepheid]

You know when you're stripping wallpaper and you find some funky 60s/70s wallpaper behind the stuff you're stripping?

[lemmywinks]

Definitely surprised me here, when I clicked on a thread promising something completely different I never in a million years expected to see the 1,539,025th Jazz copy.

[HeadlessBassist]

Interesting choice of decor. Looks like wallpaper stripping in a neglected 1970s house.

 

I did however expect you to continue the title line with, "... a man with three buttocks!"

[Supernaut]

What is this copy+paste rubbish? 

[Pea Turgh]

Those are oddly satisfying to look at.  I’d take one of these over a roadworn!

(…ducks for cover)

[Minininjarob]

I really like them. Much better than all the normal fake relic’d stuff. 

[Grooverjr]

Yeah, I quite like them. Not into relics in general but these are quite cool in their way. I expect the novelty would wear off pretty quickly.

[Pea Turgh]

18 minutes ago, Grooverjr said:

Yeah, I quite like them. Not into relics in general but these are quite cool in their way. I expect the novelty would wear off pretty quickly.

As would the nice paint job eventually!

[SpondonBassed]

Can I get one in a colonic mucus brown burst over fractal swirls with a rhino horn scratchplate?

[JottoSW1]

16 minutes ago, SpondonBassed said:

Can I get one in a colonic mucus brown burst over fractal swirls with a rhino horn scratchplate?

Yup, the Thames Water relic edition awaits your delectation .....

[HeadlessBassist]

20 minutes ago, SpondonBassed said:

Can I get one in a colonic mucus brown burst over fractal swirls with a rhino horn scratchplate?

 

That'll be £3000 please, Sir.

[SpondonBassed]

2 minutes ago, HeadlessBassist said:

That'll be £3000 please, Sir.

 

Oo!  In that case I'll take two of them.

[Dan Dare]

"Gourmet tone woods"? Oh dear. Interestingly, quite a few exotic woods are poisonous.

[uk_lefty]

22 hours ago, Dan Dare said:

"Gourmet tone woods"? Oh dear. Interestingly, quite a few exotic woods are poisonous.

Suppose it depends how you cook them

[JottoSW1]

On 31/05/2025 at 21:15, Dan Dare said:

"Gourmet tone woods"? Oh dear. Interestingly, quite a few exotic woods are poisonous.

Afromosia dust is no fun. Woodworking pal of my dad's was careless with the sander and was hospitalised. Teak is toxic too.