throwoff Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) [size=4]STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING[/size] [size=4]Have you seen this bass, holy sh*t this is awesome, AWESOME +++ AWESOME +++[/size] [size=4]Made in the Fender USA factory in 1983 from spare parts by Leo himself when everyone else went home. RARE[/size] BOOTSY COLLINS PLAYS THIS BASS [size=6][size=3][/size][/size] See the neck pickup, well look lower. See that? CAN YOU SEE IT?!?!?! [size=6]BOOM two pickups! TWO. TWO!!!!!!1!1![/size] [size=6][size=3][size=4]Can you even imagine the tone? You are in the middle of a face melting solo and need to go over the edge? FLICK THE SWITCH both pickups on, woman will cry, men will loose control of their anus. [/size][/size][/size] [size=4]And the body they are put in? PLASTIC, CLEAR PLASTIC. [/size][size=4]They start with clear plastic then dye it purple. Each bit of purple adds more TONE.[/size] [size=4]HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS AWESOME? Not even MusicMan make their basses from plastic and they are the best I ever played till this.[/size] [size=4]STRINGS. YES STRINGS 4 OF THEM. [/size] [size=4]THIS BASS KILLED HITLER[/size] [size=6][size=3][size=4]Price £19,999.99[/size] [size=8][b]BARGAIN![/b][/size][/size][/size] Edited May 4, 2012 by throwoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 How serious is this thread?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbytodd Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 are you firm on that price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBbass Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 This thread made me lose control of my anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglerog Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 The first post was quite entertaining, copies not so much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ou7shined Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Guys beware I saw this on the bay for £8,999.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubinga5 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 are you on drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonks Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 i've already got three of these, one in shocking pink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I'd be all over this normally but good luck with the sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grassie Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 +++WHAT AN AWESOME THREAD!!!!!+++ %%%MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD WITH TEA COMING OUT OF MY NOSTRILS!!!!%%%%% ^&*£"NEED A LIE DOWN NOW!!!!!!**,.<>?>,@[[{-+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassulike66 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 the anus bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassgurumonster Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 as eddie murphy once said: MOTHERF*%^$£^R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Undead Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 [quote name='Junglerog' timestamp='1336143619' post='1641616'] The first post was quite entertaining, copies not so much.... [/quote] I agree. It's got a bit old now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 [quote name='Evil Undead' timestamp='1336150633' post='1641825'] I agree. It's got a bit old now. [/quote] It's got [b]+++ VINTAGE MOJO +++[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornybank Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 PX my mega-rare prototype...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapolpora Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 ..but the funniest of the lot! Big chuckles on a Friday evening. Top marks to you Mr Throwoff BOOM! Two pickups - genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Is this bass good for metal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I havent been on here for a few days and appear to have missed a jolly joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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