01 Ever played a gig sitting down? - Yes
02 Ever gigged on a different instrument? - Yes
03 Ever shared a stage with a musical hero of yours? - No
04 Any fan ever had a tatoo of your band's logo? - No
05 Ever signed an autograph in a dressing room? - No
06 Ever cried on stage? - No. Well. Yes, after the gig finished. Teenage hormones got the better of me and I was whizzed odd with my performance.
07 Ever worn a hat on stage? - Yes
08 Ever gigged with a band you hadn't met before the gig? - Yes
09 Ever been in a relationship with a fellow band member? - No
10 Ever played in different bands on the same day? - Yes
11 Ever had anything thrown at you while playing? - Yes. Thankfully it was a bra from a lovely young lady, not rotten tomatoes
12 Ever crashed on the way to the gig? - No. Flat tyre doesn’t count?
13 Ever left a band over the choice of set list? - No
14 Ever slept in the venue despite it not being a hotel? - No
15 Ever been supported by a band clearly better than you? - Always 🤣
16 Ever played a gig suffering from some debilitating medical condition? - Yes
17 Ever been in a band where the guitarist was your favourite bandmate? - Yes
18 Ever played in the grounds of a stately home? - Yes
19 Ever injured yourself on stage? - Yes
20 Ever been told that your bass isn't loud enough? - Yes. I love that band dearly, it’s happened at least three times with them.