We had “hairbear bunch”
a big fat kid with an Afro and personal hygiene problem.
and a massive attitude.
Might still be the worst bass player I’ve ever heard - not because he was learning, just no humility no idea that playing fast and loud was no substitute for playing slowly, with dynamics - well...
I remember keeping the Ernie Ball string and finish wipes to hand when he tried anything.
it was his “birthday - next week” every Saturday for 3 years.