Happy Jack

Quickly.

I think the OP probably plays too many As. Try to concentrate on the other notes for a while and it should even itself out.

Do you get to wear Black Shirts? And little silver double lightning bolts? Cos that's really, like, cool. All the birds go for that look. And high black leather boots. All shiny and stuff. But you need loads and loads of, like, deodorant and stuff, cos people don't half niff a bit when you keep sticking your right hand up in the air all the time. But just as long as there's something brainless to shout all the time, right? 'Ere, I 'ad that Max Mosley in the back of my cab once ...

I do enjoy this YouTube series. Here's ep.36 on Roundabout.

Get a waterslide made up saying Pre-Jazz ...

If I buy one, can I pay for it with fake money?

Reading.

I hope you flipped round the nut on the white one.

Unless one of them is Glastonbury.

I've had a few Precisions with Jazz necks (and loved them, especially my Duck Dunn) and I've seen plenty more over the years. Has anyone ever - even once - come across a Jazz fitted with a Precision neck? In truth I can't imagine why anyone would do such a thing, but that may just be a failure of my imagination!

But really, it's you. Shame about the friend - did you ask if he was a bass player?

That a Status Streamline 5, going through a Valeton Dapper boost pedal to get that cheap synth-bass sound. In truth, it sounds OK on the YouTube but was absolutely righteous on the night.

Just got permission to publish this ...

Yes I know. Not really the thrust of my question though ...

That Heil shure is pretty, but can it walk the walk as well as the original 55? For £185 I'd want a lot more than a pleasant blue glow making my face look like an alien down the Dog & Duck.

All American Alien Boy by Ian Hunter, maybe 60 seconds in. That's the young and unknown Jaco Pastorius more-or-less announcing his arrival. I bloody hate everything about Jaco and his music, except that solo.

Yes, but realistically, after investing 20 years, surely it's worth giving it another five? Y'know ... just in case ...

Nessun dorma ... nessun dorma ...

Try these people: http://www.real-gun.com/smg.html Oh no, wait a minute ...

The daft thing is, most of the passengers on a cruise ship are much more likely to be in their 50s than their 20s.

Or, with alternative lyrics by Allan Sherman: Louis XVI was the King of France in 1789. He was worse than Louis XV, he was worse than Louis XIV, he was worse than Louis XIII. He was the worst since Louis I.

Allons enfants de la patrie! La jour de gloire est arrivee!

https://www.red5audio.com/ The RVD30 is perfectly adequate for most applications you might use an SM58 for, and if you ask Red Audio nicely they will normally do a 'four for £100' deal.

Anyway, if the football coverage of the England matches is anything to go by, by far the most popular football song is God Save The Queen.