The Burpster

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' post='1099867' date='Jan 23 2011, 05:43 PM']I have to disagree, All Rics felt the same to me! I can't bring myself to finish the joke but you know where I was going [/quote] SRP, thats very naughty but funny!

There you go guys...... sorted that for you, now go fill ya boots and get this gear on a roll. I'll have a troll thought as much as I can and move bits but if you know you have a sale therad then whack her in the new bit please.... Use it or loose it.!

[quote name='urb' post='1096805' date='Jan 20 2011, 08:57 PM'].... your earlier comment re cost and guilt is a biggie though and for all happiness my gear brings me if I really had to part with it, like HAD to, then I would sell - but I'm hoping that my various skills to pay them never ending bills will be enough to keep the wolf from the door - so far so good![/quote] You and me both my friend - you and me both!

[quote name='urb' post='1096741' date='Jan 20 2011, 08:21 PM']Sorry but some of us [i]have[/i] reached the point where we know what we want from an instrument and it's a nice place to be - I'm not saying there aren't thousands of other wonderful instruments (in fact there are too many wonderful instruments) out there or judging anyone else's tatstes, I just don't have the time, energy or money to keep changing my mind - I'm very happy with my basses and so I can just concentrate on making music and being the best 'me' that I can be on MY bass. If you're still not sure what you want from a bass, or know how much you will use it, then it's probably not the time in your life to go spending 3K++ on an instrument - at some point you might be - until then patience is a virtue Mike[/quote] Mike, I didn't say that no-one had that knowledge, but I would suggest that you are in a minority. It makes me pleased to know that there are some that have ordered high spec and cost basses and are utterly besotted with them. I'm like that with my PRSs - not everyone's cup of tea but to me they are wonderful, and I feel very lucky to be allowed to play and own them.

Some good responses above and I firmly believe the answer lies within a combination of all of those responses. Ordering and buying a custom bass is not like pimping an existing one. You have to spec everything to the luthier, and that is an awful lot of tech knowledge to possess and pass on. How many can actually state exactly what it is they want out of a bass, from woods to cuts of wood to finishes to hardware and then electrics. That is an awful lot if info to posses and to pass on, creating what is effectively a shopping list to someone who can create exactly what is asked of them. My guess is that folks ask for what they 'think' will be their Nirvana, but actually ends up being 'just another bass' allbeit a very expensive one that triggers a massive slab of guilt that gnaws away at them for the expense! Then their brain kicks in and tells them its not Nirvana and it was very expnsive, and hence they can recoup some of that by selling it.

[quote name='gjones' post='1090977' date='Jan 15 2011, 11:31 PM']WARNING!!!! That girl is not....I repeat NOT!!! A girl. It's big hairy arsed guy.[/quote] Definitely mans hands, although hairy arsed? Its a shaved legged tranny, that's what it is!

Check out this months Guitar and Bass comic..... Mesa Have bought out a 300w M3 Carbine to replace the Walkabout, and its well...... I'll let you decide, me? I've just had slight accident requiring laundry and tissues!

However close it is/isnt to your dream bass, I'll bet there will still be a Friday afternoon one that is more like a donkey than a stallion!

Just to counter the 'battery/have it plugged in thing' - the Tascam will play MP3 and bass for up to 3 hrs solid continuous (longest I've managed to endure it, and it was still going strong) use before needing recharging - so it is incredibly portable plus with the memory card you can store a ridiculous amount of tracks.....

Guys and gals, this is your section..... ( I aspire to be joining your ranks soon!) So my question is this - Would you prefer a sub forum in here for buying and selling your wares or a separate one in the for sale section? Bob,

Neil, I find the Tascam MP-BT is all I need...... Does it need to be an amp...? This will do all you need.

For a different take on the trad. 4-a-side headstock, jazz layout its ok. Not keen on the scratchie but they are just trying to be different. It might look pretty cool in a different colour scheme.

Rich, you saying the Statii really don't move... at all?

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' post='1077903' date='Jan 4 2011, 09:15 PM']Fun though fiddling aint it? [/quote] It is but its also essential maintainence and it gets you on a whole new level of intimacy with your instrument.

[quote name='bh2' post='1077152' date='Jan 4 2011, 11:25 AM']I think I'd err to the CV. The HWs have the same hardware as the MIM standards (?)[/quote] 'fraid not, its US hardware and US pups.....

My job here is done...!

[quote name='Ou7shined' post='1076701' date='Jan 3 2011, 07:53 PM'][url="http://www.garywillis.com/pages/bass/bassmanual/setupmanual.html"]Here's[/url] another good guide too.[/quote] Nice one, not seen that before, (hmmmm thinks 'should I have a sticky for set-up help sites....?) [quote name='cameltoe' post='1076917' date='Jan 3 2011, 11:02 PM']Just tweaked it now, feels better already. Had to remove all bolts, got girlfriend to hold strings to fretboard and pull back on headstock slightly, whilst I supported heel of neck and tightened truss rod 1/4 turn. Just tweaked the action as well, only on E and G strings as the saddles always seemed a bit high to my eyes. Much, much easier to play already. Will give it a good 24 hours now and see what it's like then. Is a 1/4 turn usually enough to compensate for seasonal and inital playing-in changes to the relief?[/quote] Well done fella, and welcome to the dark side..... 1/4 turn for single action (like yours) and 1/8 turn for double action is normally enough to sort out issues, however, whatever the issue I only ever adjust by that amount in one go and then leave it to settle. It might not be enough and youmay need to tweak it a bit more or less but remember you are effectivley persuading a piece of wood to bend, so baby steps is best....

[quote name='cameltoe' post='1076182' date='Jan 3 2011, 12:07 PM']True. As far as the procedure goes, I'm confident I can take the neck off, adjust the truss rod and refit neck, but it's the finer details I worry about, like possibly needing to adjust the bridge to compensate, the nut profile, and the specific way of making the adjustments (that you've highlighted above well, cheers). I guess I've got nothing to lose though, by making a quarter-turn adjustment and seeing if it improves it? If it does, I've saved myself a trip to Exeter (1hr 30mins drive) and the cost, plus the length of time without my bass. If it doesn't, then back to plan A. Just to get this straight though, I believe the truss rod now has excessive relief, so I'd need to tighten truss rod by turning to the right, no more than a quarter turn yes? I may give it a go.[/quote] CT, ok so I may have inspired you so, set yourself up for this - kids out the way, good lady out shopping. Clear area to work in. DONT RUSH. Your truss rod hasnt excess relief the neck has. So apart from looking down it from the body do you know to measure relief? Fret at 1st + 13th fret and measure or visualise the gap at the 6th fret - that is the relief. Fast low actions (straighter neck) are generally 1mm or less, more than that is a higher action and probably where you are now. This will give you a giuide so that you know what you are looking for when you have finished. If you need a guide as to how to the other twiddly bits, then this is a good simple guide..... [url="http://www.tunemybass.com"]http://www.tunemybass.com[/url] If you really want to get into this and know your onions then this is all you'll ever need, and will be the best £10 you ever spend.... [url="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Make-Electric-Guitar-Great-Player/dp/0879306017/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1294077991&sr=8-3"]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Make-Electric-Guit...7991&sr=8-3[/url] [quote name='ThomBassmonkey' post='1076358' date='Jan 3 2011, 03:19 PM']It's worth pointing out that not all truss rods go the same way. Answers on this thread are probably right for the OP's RW, but if anyone else is thinking of tweaking their truss rod, use common sense and try it out.[/quote] OK so now I'm intregued, I've set up American, German and Jap basses, electrics and accoustics single and double action trussrods..... can you let me know which truss rods are not a std righthand thread....?

[quote name='cameltoe' post='1075811' date='Jan 2 2011, 10:06 PM']The fact that people recommend leaving it a day or so after adjustment only serves to reinforce my lack of confidence! I'd have to remove neck, adjust truss rod,[b] [color="#FF0000"]leave a day[/color][/b], refit neck, restring, probably leave it a while after restringing, then if it's not right I have to go through the process again. That's fine, but someone more experienced may be able to tell whether the neck needs more adjustment whilst it's still off the bass, and without going through the whole process of setting it back up to be played. That's without the fact that the bridge may need to be adjusted to get the best out of the neck at the same time! Don't think I have the confidence for an instrument I love so much![/quote] The bit I've highlighted above needs some clarity. You don't leave the neck off the body for a day, under tension (this is very bad)...! Proceedure is - slacken strings. Undo neck bolts, remove neck ( I leave the strings attached now), tweak t-rod, and then replace neck on body. Retune. LEAVE it in that state for a day (you can play it as much as you like in that time!) and then measure the relief again. If it needs a further little tweak then repeat the proceedure. THATS what the 'leave it a day' means.... The truss rod's job is to equalise the assymetric mechanical tension that the strings put a piece of wood under (the neck structure). The neckwood couldn't cope without some assistance, however the neck wood and the trussrod work together to form this balance and wood being from an organic substance needs a little while to adjust. As to the confidence bit.... I cant possibly give you any, but I can encourage you that this is not a big, difficult or scary procedure if you set your stall out and take your time. Invest in a GOOD Philips #2 screwdriver for the neck bolts, and get intimate with your bass. Mansons are a very good luthier, but will charge you for this proceedure, and if you keep going there every time it settles or your change strings etc, its going to get very expensive.

[quote name='redstriper' post='1075959' date='Jan 3 2011, 01:00 AM']PS: Forget all that rot I was on about before, what I really meant to say was................................. [b]Squiers are for losers.[/b][/quote] or..... [b]Fenders are for sheep![/b] [color="#696969"][size=1]small pint, I apologise in advance if in anyway I offend any Fender owners in the making of this comment. The comment is made in the interests of a comedy moment and in no way undermines Fender, their products, agents or players in anyway. It does not imply that Fenders or their subsidieries are in anyway inferior to any other Fender product or to undermine any Fender employees, agents or palyers. It is not intended to undermine sheep thier owners or agents in anyway, and no sheep or Fender basses were harmed during the making of this comment. [/size][/color]