pst62 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Hahahaha More fun with the East Sussex jester. [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kay-P-bass-neck-for-spares-repair-with-original-Kay-tuners-/190707391787?pt=UK_Guitar_Accessories&hash=item2c670bdd2b#ht_500wt_1203"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kay-P-bass-neck-for-spares-repair-with-original-Kay-tuners-/190707391787?pt=UK_Guitar_Accessories&hash=item2c670bdd2b#ht_500wt_1203[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiOgon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) [size=4][color=#000000]Mark D Phillips....... (Guitar fixer)[/color] [color=#000000]- - - - well you didn't 'fix' this one did you [/color][/size][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=1] [/size][/font][/color] Edited August 4, 2012 by KiOgon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pst62 Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) [quote name='KiOgon' timestamp='1344082936' post='1759508'] [color=#000000]Mark D Phillips....... (Guitar fixer)[/color] [color=#000000]- - - - well you didn't 'fix' this one did you [/color][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=1] [/size][/font][/color] [/quote] lol "I was heavy handed and snapped the end of the truss rod off!" (oh the mental images that conjures up) Edited August 4, 2012 by pst62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Bill Turnbull..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Snapped the truss-rod while re-stringing ... WTF? Last time I looked, truss-rods were made of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Horton Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 The guy is a guenie's arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFRC Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 do you think we should just have one thread for this fella? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelk27 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 [quote name='LukeFRC' timestamp='1344113672' post='1760102']do you think we should just have one thread for this fella?[/quote] You mean pinned? If so, then can I suggest we entitle the thread "Mahogany". If that's a touch obscure, then perhaps "Zero fret". Or we could just have a poll to decide the title, there are bound to be so many others with favourite phrases mined from his listings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashborygirl Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Concavity gets my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacker Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 [quote name='Ashborygirl' timestamp='1344177522' post='1760718'] Concavity gets my vote. [/quote] Easily! The best!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelk27 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I'm quite fond of "Badger the Bodger", because it's all a bit like kiddies TV, watching his listings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFRC Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 [quote name='noelk27' timestamp='1344176762' post='1760710'] You mean pinned? If so, then can I suggest we entitle the thread "Mahogany". If that's a touch obscure, then perhaps "Zero fret". Or we could just have a poll to decide the title, there are bound to be so many others with favourite phrases mined from his listings. [/quote] seriously I don't think it would need to be pinned to be near the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelk27 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Yea, but it might help us find it, given that he currently has four threads racking up all our post counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismuzz Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Tuner paddles There's a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 (edited) MB1. Broken Truss rod? "Well Rose! looks like its gonna need a small engineering fiddle?" Edited August 6, 2012 by MB1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelk27 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 [quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1344201997' post='1761289']Does the EBAY and for sale section increase the post count? I thought they were like off topic?[/quote] The "active posts" count on your profile, yes, I think so. But not the post count displayed under your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 (edited) [quote name='chrismuzz' timestamp='1344201990' post='1761288'] Tuner paddles[/quote] They are actually a thing, of course - to give him the benefit of the doubt. Though technically these are 'paddle tuners' and don't look anything like the tuners in the listing. Still... Mmmm... 'paddle tuners', aarrrgghhh... Edited August 6, 2012 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismuzz Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1344268524' post='1761989'] They are actually a thing, of course - to give him the benefit of the doubt. [/quote] Mind how you go, he'll be calling them 'tuning forks' next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Or 'turny things'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 A small tuning fiddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hand of john curley Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 First thing I do in the morning is grab my coffee and read all the MDP threads, I then spend the day inanely chuckling as remember little snippets! No matter how much of a tw*t he is, he's damn entertaining! Even if it is unintentional !!! Right I'm off to file the nut off the kids £10 Toys R Us guitars, give the necks some concavity, slap some beeswax on them then stick em on the bay for £700 each. They are just like the ones Eric Claptons nephews, next door neighbours mate might have played. Dr H Shipman (deceased) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the boy Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 [quote name='chrismuzz' timestamp='1344275135' post='1762127'] Mind how you go, he'll be calling them 'tuning forks' next [/quote] Or flat tuning spoons not suitable for soup. Perhaps sugar if handled carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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