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come on now. admit it. everyone has made a volume knob joke before. "dont touch my knob" "oh no my knob fell off" ect


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Vaseline Knob

A local reporter was interviewing locals about the various uses of vaseline. He knocked on a door, and a man answered in his bathrobe.
"Sir, could you tell me what you use vaseline for?"
"Hmm...well, dry lips, dry skin, and, of course, sex."
"Sex?"
"Well, me and the missus put a little vaseline on the doorknob..."
"Yeah?"
"It keeps the kids out."

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