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[quote name='andydye' timestamp='1348841614' post='1819003'] 'my settings' 'manage attachments' I had to do this recently... [/quote] [quote name='paul j h' timestamp='1348842547' post='1819028'] Hi i had the same problem, now sorted after the above, many thanks. Paul. [/quote] Thank you, kind sirs!

I want to try selling some stuff on here but i have no upload quota left so i can't upload pictures. How can you get it emptied? I've gone back through my content but all the uploads were from early posts and the content doesn't go back that far for me to delete them. Can anyone help?

[quote name='eude' timestamp='1332424209' post='1588118'] Roscoe beck seems to like it.. [media]http://youtu.be/7z5YD6lZCGg[/media] Eude [/quote] God that guy is boring, hardly gets me rushing out to buy one. Plus it would have been nice to hear him play some bass, instead of that pseudo- guitar jazzy chord bollocks that's all the rage.

If incredibly good looking was part of the stereotype then that would describe me!

I thought you meant something completely different with Soapbar

[quote name='Wil' timestamp='1346794211' post='1793465'] Silly moustache, too. [/quote][quote name='Wil' timestamp='1346794211' post='1793465'] Silly moustache, too. [/quote] I don't think i've ever seen a moustache that isn't silly, maybe apart from Hitler's

Don't tell him Pike! How dare someone ask for help without being creative, working out for themselves, learning theory, not learning theory, trying to sound like someone else and being condescended too first!

They're all right in using your ear, and combining it with theory etc. But there is no hard and fast right way of doing things, whatever works best. Plus don't let people tell you the right and wrong way of doing things. All players have picked up things off other players either by listening or seeing and listening. Also this is a forum where better to ask for help. With regard to the 'clinical' thing. It may be, may not be, but by trying different things that you haven't before over time it will become part of your natural ear and ability etc. Anyway here is a couple of simple ones of the top of my head that i like and were early ones that i picked up Root,5, octave, ninth, octave root, 5, combination of 7, octave, ninth

How about some Rick James..Bitch! (this is best quality i could find) http://youtu.be/HdlPyybTb60

in terms of odd time grooves, how about this from Zep. [media]http://youtu.be/l4rmnmRJmEc[/media]

[quote name='silddx' timestamp='1348094865' post='1809383'] Ears are more important than hands, or gear. [/quote] I struggle to play the strings with my ears, they're a bit too flappy and my neck starts hurting after a bit!

How about a nice shifting Polyrhythm groove? 7/16 over 2/4. Again not funk but definitely a groove. Just the intro......... it goes mental after that! http://youtu.be/J_jMMF6AP28

[quote name='scalpy' timestamp='1347949446' post='1806912'] Quite agree, but you might get shot down in flames by the jazz funk fascistas! [/quote] Ha ha. Probably! I don't get it tho. I've been playing Jazz funk since i was 17 as well as rock n roll. Don't see how ones better than the other or how one grooves more than the other. They are just different!

With regard to the Jamerson vs Kaye thing, surely you can tell just by the playing that it's him and not her. All the bullshit is unnecessary!

Now this ain't Funk but it's certainly groove. A big filthy blues rock groove. With one of the filthiest slide gtr noises ever. Gotta love the filth! http://youtu.be/72rWAe0pUdQ

My favourite part of this thread is how someone called Evil Undead is playing The Monkees. love the juxtaposition

not again!

Is there already a drum chat? I'm sure i've visited it whilst looking for drummers in the past?.....obviously i don't mean travelling back in time like Bill and Ted!

[quote name='grahamd' timestamp='1347701869' post='1804108'] Schfifty five brilliant! We milked that one for years at work.. How about [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDjWLwqAPY&sns=em[/media] [/quote] i love that guy. First saw him in Dark Place, then he was class in first series of The Mighty Boosh. Can never remember his name tho

Now i imagine a lot of you will have probably heard this as it's pretty old and i've known about it for time. I heard it again the other day and apart from being funny and ridiculous and lo-fi it''s pretty good and its essentially just one note on the bass. http://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978 This is pretty good too, but it's poor quality! http://youtu.be/z3U28UJ-7tc

sometimes glam i.e jeans, sparkly shirt sometimes smooth i.e jeans, shirt, ridiculously quality suit jacket, trilby or pork pie hat sometimes 70'sripped jeans, shirt/rock t-shirt, 70's purpley red leather jacket, pork pie hat

Started off with a Encore P bass copy, hated it. Got a Jackson then a Yamaha. When i got to college the college bass was a Fender 73 p Bass. It had been treated like sh*t and despite it having flats and being to heavy for my taste, i loved it. Saying that though, i've never owned one but have a 68 reissue jazz.

It will probably be passed off with the punk bullshit of hey its punk.