stinky poo on a stick. If that had frets on, I’d be right up poostink alley without a propulsion implement.
Crimmeny and gosh darn it.
Looks like you need an updated tetanus to play it, but I want it...and I don’t necessarily mean to play. I want to buy it dinner and impress it with my witticisms and anecdotes before a mucky fumble in the back of a hackney carriage.