We were setting up for an outdoor cider festival when some bloke just started giving us grief - 'This band's s**t' , 'f**k off' etc, etc. We ignored him and got on with our job.
Two songs in and he's standing at the side of the bandstand shouting:
'Skimmity Hitchers! Just finish your set and f**k off!'
'Um, yes pal, that's exactly what we intend to do....play our set and go home'