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Just worked out "Mr Blue Sky", What a great bassline!
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Just worked out "Mr Blue Sky", What a great bassline!
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I'd just like to take a second to thank @prowla for his valuable contribution. Anyone else gots some chips that need p!ssing on? 😂
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No more long scales - last two now sold - quite a catharsis!
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Dog walks into a post office, says he wants to send a telegram.
"OK" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
The dog says, "Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof."
Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, you can add one more 'woof'".
The dog frowns and replies, "But then it wouldn't make any sense."-
Reminds me of this one.
Remote Scottish village, general store cum post office, bell tinkles as the door opens.
'Mrs McDonald' says the postmaster 'We dinnae see you too often'.
'Aye, well, Mr McDonald died. I'd like to put a wee notice in the paper, what's the cheapest?'
'£5, what d'ye want to say?'
'Mr McDonald died'
'Feh £5 ye get 3 more words'
'Mr McDonald died. Volvo for sale'
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I am now a veteran here on BassChat. Does that just mean I'm old? 😉 😀
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Enjoy it while you can, Marc, as you still have something you can aspire to. Once you have achieved the dizzy heights of Grandmaster there is nothing else ahead. Just an incentive-free vacuum. You can't be demoted so you might as well be grumpy and rude to everyone, like I am, without fear of repercussions.
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Just been made a Basschat Grand Master. I assume this means I get keys to the executive Basschat loo and my own personal parking space? No one need salute, happy to keep it informal.
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “thanks”
I said “don’t mention it” -
Watching the mighty James Taylor Quartet, in Burnham-on-Sea of all places. Oh my word ❤
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In the last few days I've tried to buy 2 EUBs, both from a well known retailer. Both of the items, although on their website, were already sold. Who knew it would be so difficult to spend money?
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In the last few days I've tried to buy 2 EUBs, both from a well known retailer. Both of the items, although on their website, were already sold. Who knew it would be so difficult to spend money?
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Whilst cleaning my teeth this morning with an electric toothbrush I found I could do a passable facsimilie of 'Livin On A Prayer'. I may have dribbled toothpasty spit down my front but consider it a small price to pay.
That is all.
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Whilst cleaning my teeth this morning with an electric toothbrush I found I could do a passable facsimilie of 'Livin On A Prayer'. I may have dribbled toothpasty spit down my front but consider it a small price to pay.
That is all.
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Please keep your fingers crossed for my cat. Having ultrasound on a big lump.
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D'Addario strings have clarified on Twitter that it is pronounced Duh-Dairy-Oh. Who knew?!
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Took a wee break from BC, not sure if anyone noticed!
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New culinary discovery... kabsah spice. Made a fabulous chicken dish last night using it.
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Somebody in my local classifieds is trying to track down the person he sold a bass to years ago because he regrets it and wants to buy it back. Tragic.
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Hi is it still available? thx
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Always funny to see a bass you sold back up for sale at twice what you sold it for, and being described as a "bargain" 😂
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More finger puppets ordered... that can only mean one thing
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More finger puppets ordered... that can only mean one thing
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Happy New Year to all of you lovely Basschat people...
Wishing you all the very best for 2021! 😊👍🥂
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Ok so where did I safely store those Entwistle PBXN Pickups I bought 3 years ago that I’ve been looking for, for over 2 weeks.
Have you seen them?
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Just letting you all know that I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials.
I received my first shot at 8pm on Wednesday and it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя. I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.