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How about an "Drunk twat leg slicer" for pub gigs.

When I first joined BC, one of my first postings was about the intervention of a nickel allergy in my life. This had been confirmed, or rather, diagnosed by two French GPs. Anyway, about 5 months ago, I was prescribed a tube of ointment called Locoid 0,1%. It seems to have done the job, at least for me anyway. I put it on every night and also before a gig or rehearsal. It's not greasy and rubs right in. This is only available on prescription here and I imagine it's the same in the UK. Do not try to source this without asking your GP first and of course, it may not work for you but it did for me. Last week, I had 3 reahrsals and two long gigs over 5 days. No problems whatsoever. Just thought I'd pass this on.

It's fairly easy to work out. Take the length of the wire in mm, multiply by the ohmage, divide by the usual hourly labour charge and then add two thirds of your house number, then add, the number of slices your toaster takes. Answer? probably about £15.00 at a repair shop.

I bought one when they first came out (in natural) for a mate's 40th birthday present. When I got it out of the box to try it and check it over before wrapping it, I didn't want to give it to him. I also bought an OLP Axis 6 string for my brother's birthday. That was just as good and he still uses it 6 years on.

[quote name='skankdelvar' post='582218' date='Aug 27 2009, 10:10 AM']Glenn Cornick - EB0 Felix Pappalardi - EB1 and EB3[/quote] Ah, the master is mentioned at last. Felix was the man. The more "accessesible" Jack Bruce, and what a voice. With Leslie West, unbeatable. Mountain were the tops. (No pun intended)

[quote name='Grant' post='582495' date='Aug 27 2009, 02:43 PM']We've filtered out most of the cheese these days, due to a change of singers about two and a half years ago, but "Valerie" still gets a look in now and again. But the band I was in 10 years ago, we had two female singers, and one of the tunes we used to do was (I'm really struggling even typing this...) "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. Yes, that's right, the Spice Girls. Doesn't matter how many times I say it, it doesn't get any easier... Do I win...?[/quote] Yes, but you don't get the £5.00 prize.

[quote name='Captain Bassman' post='579942' date='Aug 25 2009, 10:30 AM']Erm, It's Not Unusual by the Jonester...segued straight into Just Help Yourself by the same Welsh crooner. Someone once made a request, people danced and they've stayed in the set ever since. AAAAAGGGHH!! Just awful!! I'll get me coat...[/quote] Yes cheesy, but sort of cool in a camp way and the crowd love it.

Just thought I'd check in to see if you've found the culprits. Oh well. Maybe it wasn't a band at all and just a loud car stereo with the window open.

+1 They even send to France within 72 hours for £2.50 delivery. Top guys and everything is always in stock.

Which one get's stuck in the pod and can't get out? Paul Gilbert even looks like Nigel Tufnell.

[quote name='MB1' post='580730' date='Aug 25 2009, 08:52 PM']MB1. ....."We didn't Burn him!" ...."Your my wife Now!"...[/quote] I can I can't. seven and twelfty pence?

[quote name='wateroftyne' post='579933' date='Aug 25 2009, 09:27 AM']Na. Not me.[/quote] Nor me.

[quote name='EntropicLqd' post='580835' date='Aug 25 2009, 11:00 PM']These guys seem pretty cheap/decent. [url="http://www.t-machine.co.uk/"]http://www.t-machine.co.uk/[/url] I've never used them before, but am planning on ordering a 1-off (bass related design) T-Shirt soon though because they are pretty decent value for money. Other places I've looked want a set-up fee for a design before you've even bought anything. From browsing around their web-site it seems like they are printing directly onto the T-Shirt; which means the quality should be great.[/quote] If you call this company, ask if it they do actually screen print as their pricing does not seem to mention any set up and screen charges which would be obligatory for direct print work.

[quote name='vmaxblues' post='580574' date='Aug 25 2009, 05:56 PM']Hi Guys, I need to get some band t shirts printed, any recommendations? Cheers Stuart[/quote] Call 1st stop direct on 01277 811670 and ask for Frank or Steve. The actual screen printer (Steve) has been in bands for 30 years and knows the score. Good work at good prices and they're as mad as hatters. Can do it all over the phone and do samples for approval.

[quote name='YouMa' post='523181' date='Jun 24 2009, 11:03 PM']I cant believe he got you as well,running in the family indeed.[/quote] Mark King is great. In fact, I have changed my name to Mark, and my wife's, and our son and daughter's names and I have even bought a dog with a hair lip.

Doesn't that pull your trousers and pants up your bum crack?

[quote name='Pissman' post='578302' date='Aug 23 2009, 03:22 PM']I'm 17 and have never realy got into Flea/RHCP ... not into Jaco either but hey [/quote] Or hats by the look of it.

[quote name='crez5150' post='568714' date='Aug 14 2009, 09:03 AM']Indeed.... we could make a big list here of all popular bassists including Jaco, entwistle, Bruce, Berlin (shudder....), Wilkenfield, etc....... Wouldn't it be more fun to see who was the fattest or thinnest or goofiest bassist ever.... I think so.[/quote] Or the baldest? I reckon we're both in with a chance.

I've just put in the intitials of the name it first gave me and now I'm "Crippled Money McGee" Jeez, this could go on for ever.

[quote name='JackLondon' post='579591' date='Aug 24 2009, 09:41 PM']Mine is [i]Boney Bones Dupree[/i] [/quote] I'm Curley "bad-boy" Bailey I wish, I'm a spam.

[quote name='iamapirate' post='579631' date='Aug 24 2009, 10:17 PM']well, if you start on C, then you're playing in F I think. It definitely doesn't start on the root note, though![/quote] If the song is in C, the first sung melody note will be G, a 5th above. Simple chord progression is C, G, G, C, C, F, C, G, C This is in the key of C

[quote name='rayfw' post='273708' date='Aug 31 2008, 02:15 PM']Fender? Check! Stingray? Check! Markbass? Check! Any Warwick haters want to chime in so that all my gear has been slagged off ?[/quote] Yep, anything made by Warwick. Fender and Markbass user.

Just out of curiosity, when your doing a function of some sort and you get the call for Happy birthday, what key do you go for? Unless you have a regular planned key for this as a function band, I usually find that it'll just be either the guitarist or the keyboard player for a simple sing-along. Now, if it's me, I'll usually play a C chord on guitar or a high C bass chord just to give everyone a pitch. However, last week when this happened, the guitarist I was with shouted READY? and hit a G# chord. Just thought that was a bit weird.

[quote name='Tait' post='579609' date='Aug 24 2009, 09:58 PM']summer of 69.[/quote] OOh, I think you win.