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Hello mefgames

Hiya 404String

I misread that as 'I'll have to bring my dancing toupée'

Isn't that all they do at the best of times?

You're lucky, my imagination is suggesting something far, far worse... *shudders*

Maude! Do you know what you're asking?!? Once you see the gimp suit, you'll NEVER be able to erase that image from your mind!

BTW, I've just been on KeysSpeak forum, there's a bloke from Lincolnshire complaining about the bassist in his new startup band. He reckons that the guy keeps missing rehearsals vcos he's off frollicking in the Lincolnshire Peak District, and when he does turn up, he keeps trying to play prog. What a coincidence eh? Also he says that the bloke's Rickenbacker sounds 'clanky'. No idea what that could mean...

Not neurotic, no. This scenario is all too common, I'm afraid Why it's too difficult for some musicians to just learn the music & concentrate on their instrument & the band's overall good is beyond me. I was going to suggest a 'terminal' solution for your erstwhile keyboard /guitarist, but I'd only offend someone... Time for a band chat with the erm, 'accomplished' chappie 🔥 Good luck SM 👍

The horror, the horror!

Amazing website! Thank you so much!

Very nice!

Hmmm...?

Hi M-rek

The Germans (Deutsche Bahn) own Northern Trains (Northern Fail). Just sayin'...

Scott seems to be a very nice man, so I hope he finds the right person to fulfill this role. The wording of the advert is a tad annoying, and corporate bollix, and perhaps not clear (at least to me) as to what they're actually looking for (I'd comment on the grammar, but @BassTractor would quite rightly point out that I'm a murderer of the English language! ). I'm out anyway - I'm outrageously dis-organised!

You're a gear hussey!

Love that!

Very cool!

Erm...are you sure? http://thegroup.org.uk

As dannybuoy says, it's a way of setting targets, then congratulating yourself when you achieve them. The important thing about this is to set KPIs that you can easily achieve. I do this for work all the time. Examples include: Force myself to go to work; Wear trousers to work; Pretend that the client/s is/are not complete imbeciles (challenging one, this); Withstand the urge to bludgeon anyone who uses the term 'optioneering' to a bloody death (struggling with this one); And finally, another easy one - leave the office at the earliest opportunity. It's important to have goals...

It's so easy to cry...

Hoorah!

You can't say that sort of thing anymore! You have to say something like "There's one special fish in every barrel (NB. not all fish or barrels are the same, and they are all equal and precious)" Otherwise you'll have the Fish People writing complaining threads on here...