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  1. Geek99
    Rod Stewart, mandolin wind ... so it never changed a thing... firstly mandolins don’t use wind, they’re stringed instruments you faux Scottish muppet, and secondly they don’t cause weather effects and thirdly ... exactly what life-changing effect were you expecting such a weedy instrument to wreak on your otherwise pointless life ?
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    It’s probably a running joke with him. He names a random motorway and has to shout “bears!” If he repeats himself
  3. Geek99
    Only guitarists ...
  4. Geek99
    I’m glad you’re enjoying can anyone explain the vinagar fumes aging thing ? I generally leave anything metal untouched so the bass works perfectly but looks old to joe punter
  5. Geek99
    Those are cheapie jazz bass ones
  6. Geek99
    It’s yours, do whatever TF you want
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    They’d be selling stolen goods, since you’ve informed them its not legally theirs
  8. Geek99
    He has a lisp? He’s a messiah, I should know, I’ve followed a few
  9. Geek99
    I had a @Prosebass with exactly that feature. It works very well
  10. Geek99
    Keep us posted
  11. Geek99
    My pocket is, sadly
  12. Geek99
    Apparently He really despises grey pearl. Satan’s work apparently. And rickenbackers.
  13. Geek99
    Well y’see according to my translation of the Old Testament from the original Greek, God thought about having a rest on day seven, but decided to create tortoiseshell instead . Good call, God 👌
  14. Geek99
    He speaks the Truth (Book of Tort 17, 3) ”those that like not the blessed tort shall suffer eternity blowing goats.** For free” ** Wayne’s world reference
  15. Geek99
    I’d quite like it but it’s nowhere near Xmas sadly
  16. Geek99
    Ooh - good call .... and la Sheryl ...
  17. Geek99
    Just from a rough guess, based on the letters on the headstock, I’d say it was a G U I L D something
  18. Geek99
    Oh fornication the geetard was right - now I’m ashamed
  19. Geek99
    Doesn’t it ? 😲
  20. Geek99
    [Heavy sigh of despair]
  21. Geek99
    🤮
  22. Geek99
    There you go, fixed and shorter
  23. Geek99
    Yes you could even use some to touch in dings in your paint 🧐
  24. Geek99
    Even if he isn’t, burn him anyway! (in true monty python style) - this talk of “higher frets” is clearly a figment of a very deluded mind.
  25. Geek99
    @AndyTravis get a secret vasectomy
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