Pedal-boards - and I have three
SM58 mics - yes, I do
Curly leads - used to have, but incinerated the bast*rd things
Headless basses - Nurse! Nurse!
Any form of music containing the following words: punk, hop, metal, disco, funk, (I could go on)
Basses manufactured anywhere east of Norfolk (including Warwicks btw.)
Live music - any sort, ever.
Audiences - all, anywhere
Gigging - see last comment
Wowser, this is great fun and the surface hasn't even been scratched yet!