BassTractor

^^^^ Applause! (cheap line, I know, but even cheaper lines are available)

That's a claim about Carrot saying it in 1983, but ze innerwebz say it's apparently older than that. It's stated it was in a 1981 sketch on BBC's Radio Active, voiced by Philip Pope, and written by Geoffrey Perkins and/or Angus Deayton. My problem is I recently saw a Beatles documentary, and feel sure that one of the Beatles said it in one of those hasty and cheeky group interviews right after their plane landed somewhere - Ringo just outside the picture, so I couldn't see his response to the joke. Since the Beatles community doesn't seem to recognise it, I must have dreamt that whole interview. 😟 Anyway, back to the topic at hand: that was awesome! Thanks for posting it, and I agree with the general sentiment of "a musician".

@Swaffle88, have you narrowed it down or bought something? Any chance of you sharing your experiences and newfound insights with the community?

Mostly listening to my head these days. That head contains existing music and makes new music every day. Works for me. Love the iPod integration in the car though. Luvverly trips.

Ah. Don't be so non-inventive with yer... knowledge and.. er... stuff! The guy was being inventive. He invented the Dunning-Kruger scale! 😁

Love his work. Someone on BC called him something like "a smith of harmonic development" (though probably better worded). I liked that. RIP, Tim.

Well, Cash Generator in Rutherglen (also near Glasgow) are short of one...

When, as an old, bald, fat bloke, I enter the nail shop and ask them to do my long nails, nobody lifts an eyelid. I think my high heels and summer gown do this. Just a helpful hint.

Yup. Had two of these, and it wasn't funny in the least. Real bass players always trying my CV 50s P basses against my San Luis Obispo StingRays and Bongos and going: "WOW! I'm sooo impressed with those Squiers!", and me trying: "Hey man, I spent 3,000 quid on that lim.ed. Music Man", and they: "Yeah, but those Squiers!", and me: "Yeah, but..." 😐 IMHO: seriously secure buys, but not specifically lightweight - just average.

After "Two Weeks in Spain", we need some antidote: 😊

Innit. The whole thing originated in the On-Reflection e-mail list. We started to organise gatherings roughly 25 years ago, after an attempt at a reunion, and the band members became interested in this 20 years ago. Part of the success is in people most of the time not behaving like fans but like adults. Most of the time. 🙂 Amongst the regular fans are some professional musicians, but AFAIK there were no rehearsals, and no interaction about timing. I gather everyone just played along to a CD and sent the vid.

Can't we just all call that number and ask them to not do this? I'm sure they're kind and considerate.

Gentle Giant reunited of sorts forty years after disbanding, in that seven of its eight past members contributed to a fan initiative where a 100 or so people sent in a vid of themselves playing "Proclamation", and Noah Shulman (son of GG member Derek Shulman) edited those into one vid. I'd say: awesome within its scope and limitations. article with video: https://www.loudersound.com/news/gentle-giant-premiere-fan-video-of-proclamation video only: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYjFP8gildU

Have you contemplated building them yourself? Many moons ago I saw a DIY project on ze innerwebz, and guess there's a lot of it about these days. Some building experience and some soldering experience, and it should be a fairly simple and cheap project.

Bought 4 or 5 basses on eBay, all from existing shops that sell through there. Some of these basses cost nearly 3,000 quid. All deals were perfect. In this I've assumed the shop is not nearly broke, and will still be there when there's a warranty issue. Back then I'd not throw 3,000 quid towards a person I don't know. Their feedback might have been carefully built up just to scam their last customer. Though of course these days PayPal protection is my friend (and making some buyers the scammers).

Poppy rock from XTC. I don't have speakers ATM, but seem to remember this is one of their 5/4 tracks. They also had a 6/8 or something in one track, cleverly written so it sounded odd, but my brain can't remember the exact song. May come up with it later.

😀 That said, a question like this will bring them out. Who knows, maybe a better question would have been: "Name some music with odd time signatures and long, multi-part songs that draw on many musical styles, with lyrics about fairies and gnomes or Tolkien, and preferably played by a band whose keyboard player wears a long goldy-silvery cape. NB NO PROG!" 😁

"Jesus' love never failed me yet, never failed me yet. Jesus' love never failed me yet." Really? The other homeless people seem to opine that that's not really a fact.

The link works for me too, but: It just downloads as a file and is stored in Downloads on my Win10 laptop, without showing its contents on the screen. Anyway, here's the text I got: Verse (play twice): G-----------6-4-6-4-----2-1---------------- D-------1-4------------------4--2---------- A--2--2------------------------------------ E---------------------------------0-------- G------------------------------------------ D-----------------------------2------------ A--4---4-4-2--4--4------2-0-4---0---0------ E---------------------------------3-------- Pre-chorus: G------------------------------------------ D--------2--------------------------------- A--2-0-4---0---0-2-0----------------------- E------------3----------------------------- Chorus (play twice), end on an E G------------------------------------------ D------------------------------------------ A---------2-4-2-----0----------------0-2--- E--0--0-4--------4----4-2--0-2-4---0------- G----------------------2------------------- D-----------------5--------0-0-2--0-0-2---- A---------2-4-2------3--------------------- E--0--0-4---------------------------------- Outro, variations on this: G------------------------------------------ D----------------------------------------0- A-----2-2----0-0------------------0-0------ E--0-------0-----3-0---0-3-3---------3-0---

Ah! Make that an MS-20 instead of the MS-10 and you've described my lack of success to the dot - - even though our band name, Quaars-Liebrechts, promised large amounts of LPs sold.

You simply forgot to cast occult magic on the market - an oft-occurring beginners' mistake, and easily forgiven.

@Swaffle88, I now read the new Korg G1 Air and G1B Air are good competitors in their price bracket. My remarks about Korg were based on older models like the LP-380. Just a heads up in case their price bracket is yours too. Apparently, they do not offer ivory feel though. You be the judge.

Good point. Norse band Pope was untraceable. When they finally changed their name, it was to the title of a Doors album IMS. Still untraceable. One shakes one's head in disbelief. Edit: yup! Strange Days.

Of this one, a particular version I just love is: "Wood makes no difference. It's physics, you know!"