Dad3353

Your beaming smiles..? ...

Not as odd as all that, I'd say, and an excellent opportunity for a little 'networking' (assuming you're available to accept, of course...). No fee..? If there's no financial cost involved, to you, I'd just do it as a favour, and Karma can take care of the rest. Feel flattered that they've asked you; they definitely think that you're up the the task..! Jump in and 'break a leg'..!

He's probably the only one daft enough to still have this 'problem' for so long. Most other folk learn, evolve and move on.

I'm an anarchist; I do as I think fit, and accord this freedom to others, of course. If the bloke wants to bash his teeth on the mic', despite others trying to help, let him; it's his choice. I don't understand it, but... if that's what he wants...

Gum shields, then.

I was going to suggest sacrificing a cut-up tennis ball over the grill, but if even a 'pop'-shield is no good for 'looks', he'll just have to carry on his amateur dentistry. Vanity, eh..?

Blow-Up mic ... ... or ...

This. End of.

Quite, so the ideal monitor would be a pair, at 45° each side of the lead singer's feet. One would do, but best off-centre, at 45° (better for hearing it, too...). Make sure that the singer doesn't 'lean into' the monitor, ever, too.

It's a better mic for lead vocals, anyway, so can't make things worse. Worth the money if the singer has a 'voice'; not so much for an 'Oi' punk shouter, though.

Can you try a Beta 58A instead, for the vocals..? It's a supercardio, so will reject more from off-centre. A definite improvement on the trusty SM58, and a tried and tested staple in FOH voice mic'ing. Just a thought.

Have a search for 'SM58 pop filter'; this will bring up a series of foam covers for the mic' dome. Inexpensive, but would probably need replacing quite often. If he's biting the dome, he's far too close to the mic', of course, but, if that's how he sings... There's a big difference in performance, too, between an SM58 and a Beta 58 (the Beta is a far better mic', and the dome grill is deliberately more dent-resistant compared to the SM58...). It's not a Good Idea to replace the dome completely, as it's there to protect the capsule, so a 'soft dome' would protect his teeth, but not the mic'..! Hope this helps.

I thought it meant 'bollox'. ...

Finger trouble. PM sent...

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A few drops of Dr Duck's Ax Wax on a lint-free cloth ... Use sparingly; a little goes a long way. Cleans anything on guitars and basses. Good Stuff, and very economical.

Well someone else can't.

All three..?

That might work, unless ...

Eight entries..? Four voters..? Scary stuff, and on All Hallows' Eve, too...

Aye Aye, Cap'n.

We all have an Iris in our eyes.

These (and other similar sticks...) do the job, but are really quite delicate, so if the fellow is already splintering his sticks, they might not last a song, let alone a gig. I'm not at all a heavy hitter, and never break sticks, or even chip them, but wanted to reduce volume for rehearsals and studio sessions. I found none that would last long at all. It's true that they are quite good for 'feel' (although 'frise-rolls' and rebound need some getting used to...). My solution has always been to use cloth covers over the drums (like shower caps, but cloth...); I now have the ultimate answer with my e-kit, which does it all (except swish brushes...). With a sly wink, I could also suggest the following... Aerodrums 2 ... Video of Aerodrums 2 in action ... I'm waiting on delivery of mine, ordered at their first announcement, supposed to be delivered in the next couple of weeks or so.