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Everybody talks like that in Birmingham, Worcestershire

Previous incarnations of the band Ben Folds Five have included Charlie Washes Six, Mary Dries Three and Harriet Airs Four.

Oasis unibrow Noel Gallagher bought his first guitar from foul mouthed comedian Bernard Manning ( who incidentally had a lucrative sideline in turkey products) "Whats that knob at the front for?" Noel asked "That's Liam" said Bernard "Hes a ******* ****"

the Who's Roger Daltry was not, in spite of claims otherwise, born with a plastic spoon in his mouth.

Pop munchkin Toyah Wilcox has never been incarcerated in any way shape or form, but wrote her two best selling hits whilst only two years old. To this day, no-one knows why.

Safety Dancers Men Without Hats would not be allowed on a modern day building site. Which is a shame because their plastering skills are second to none.

Zon hyperbass?

[quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1417702547' post='2623210'] Robert Plant is, rather surprisingly, not a vegetarian. [/quote] you know,Id swear that 'not' ^^ wasn't there earlier

well, maybe someone wearing converse kicked his whiny whingy teeth down his throat. Lets see him eat corn on the cob after that. Nope it would be liverade and pork chop smoothies all the way

Roadworn level - absolutely f$%ked.

Morrissey is an avid carnivore conversely

Also, Mike 'Beardy' Nesbitt's mum invented Rab C Nesbitt

Just noticed your reply about Cloudbusting kodaikblair - thanks very much bud, if you do make it to Glasgow be sure to come on over and say hi as an experiment I bought one of the HB jazzes, played it at my last practice session and now it has taken the place of my trusty PJ for some of the CB songs, at the behest of the (non bass playing) rest of the band! Cant get much more of a recommendation than that I guess. Funds being saved for more HBs as we speak

Cilla Black was a massive part of the New Zealand slave trade in her spare time

[quote name='sprocketflup' timestamp='1416137121' post='2607168'] Cliff Richard is the only known person to have ever had a hit record whose surname is also a common Christian name. Apart from Elton John. And George Michael. [/quote] and Buddy Holly

The Polices single "Da do do do, da da da da" was penned after a particularly painful bout of root canal surgery.

sextit?

some facts about The Cure. In actual fact The Cure cant stand cats. At some point during the late 70's- early 80's, the band thought it would be fun to rename themselves after modern text speak, even though the mobile phone had yet to be invented. Members at the time included brb Gallup on bass, l8rs m8 Hartley on keys and pmsl Hedges doing production duties. After a month or two, the band decided mostly to drop the monikers, with only the drummer labouring the joke onward, as drummers are wont to do. Scarily hairstyled frontman Robert ROFLMAO Smith was once asked how he got his lips looking that way. "Well,I eat raspberry jam with a wooden spoon" he crooned. The bands seminal hit 'A Forest' was written after a chance encounter with ABBA's pubic stunt wigs in the 70's. It also explains Roberts signature 'do.

John Lee Hooker has never played rugby.

All 3 members of The Minutemen were at least average size.

Thrash metal band Anthrax are banned from playing in Wales

To this day, The Stranglers have never been convicted of their crimes.