[quote name='skankdelvar' post='757331' date='Feb 25 2010, 05:29 PM']Here's How:
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[*]Move along side wall of venue until level with the front of the stage. Turn through 90 degrees
[*]Raise your hand and wave, as if to someone across the room
[*]Proceed smartly across the front of the stage, continuing to wave.
[*]Keep your head pointed forwards at all times while [i]swivelling your eyes [/i]to track the gear. Moving your head is the mark of the hobbyist.
[*]If someone on stage notices you, ignore them. If challenged, produce a card bearing the following words:
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[font="Courier New"]"I cannot speak. Barbary pirates cut out my tongue. Can I have a go on your bass, mate?"[/font][/quote]
I nominate this post for the 'BASSCHAT POST OF THE YEAR' Award!!