The inglourious bass turd Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I've always liked those car acrostics - like Fiat = fix it again Toni, or found in a tip, and my favourite - Lotus = lots of trouble, usually serious. So I thought it might be fun to try some bass ones (of course, I could be wrong!) So here's a couple to kick off with- Fender - frequently excellent, never disastrous, enormously respected Gibson - genuinely iconic, but somehow overlooked now bit lame, I know, but let's see what ya got! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dos dedos Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Squier - Some quite unexpectedly improved equipment, recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Yamaha Yuk! All massive and hideous aesthetics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTUK Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 ha ha ..aint that the truth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Wal - what a loadamoney Ritter - really interesting to technicians, exceptionally rank Lakland - like a King Leo, lacking a new design Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Ibanez Incredibly balanced and never ever zigzags? :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musicman69 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Cort - Cr*p or really top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartelby Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Sei Bass- Surprisingly Expensive Innit Basses Are Seriously Sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Strings Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Wow, A Real Wood Item, Clinically Klean But As Subtle as Sh*te Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodaxe Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Aria - Aesthetically Right In Application Atlansia - Acutely Tortuous Labyrinthine Aesthetics Notably Surreal In Application Odd to think the same designer was responsible for both. And, just to be controversial... Fodera - Frankly Overpriced Designer Ego-Ramping Accessory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Silicone treatment apparatus turned us sterile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Alembic - A low end marvel but incredible cost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodaxe Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 [quote name='silddx' post='784435' date='Mar 24 2010, 10:23 AM']Silicone treatment apparatus turned us sterile[/quote] Ahh, but Synthetic Techniques Achieve Tonal Uniformity, Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 [quote name='Bloodaxe' post='784446' date='Mar 24 2010, 10:29 AM']Ahh, but Synthetic Techniques Achieve Tonal Uniformity, Sir.[/quote] Very good, sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbird13 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Economical Nevertheless Cheap Oriental Rubbish Expected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Really Obvious Chinese Kit But A Stupendous Sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low End Bee Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Perfect Really Except Certain Ingrates Suggest It's Only Nostalgia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Gloriously Ugly Saveloys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 G&L - George & Lemmy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 A lumpen excess made by injecting concrete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Let's not forget: Horrible American Rubbish That Keeps Exploding. Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 [quote name='Bassassin' post='784507' date='Mar 24 2010, 11:11 AM']Let's not forget: Horrible American Rubbish That Keeps Exploding. Jon.[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 [b]S[/b]uperb [b]P[/b]layability [b]E[/b]liminates [b]C[/b]arpal [b]T[/b]unnel [b]O[/b]r [b]R[/b]eiter (Syndrome) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbird13 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 To Halt Unplayable Neck Dive Easily Reposition Button Instantly Reducing Dive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low End Bee Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Bridge Adds Density. Alters Sound? Scam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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