Al Heeley Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 apologies for plagarism, but hell its only $2k: [url="http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm"]http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibob Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Bizarre Can anyone confirm or deny these.....I'm a skeptic! Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51m0n Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAA......... What do you mean its not a joke? urrrrhhh... .. . . .. oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarcher Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 [quote name='Sibob' post='718612' date='Jan 20 2010, 12:07 AM']Bizarre Can anyone confirm or deny these.....I'm a skeptic! Si[/quote] Oh yes. If your really into music and you want to experience it as the writer/composer wanted you to experience it you should try these. The difference these make to how you hear the music is quite sublime,hear being the operative word. With these crystals you stop listening to music and start hearing it,every nuance and subtlety will be revealed to you as though a veil has been lifted from your ears. The news gets even better,you don't have to sell your chidren to appreciate this miracle of aural ecstasy as I can supply you with the self same crystals for a third ...............Yes thats right, a third of the advertised price. Pm me for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodaxe Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 [quote name='Sibob' post='718612' date='Jan 20 2010, 12:07 AM']Bizarre Can anyone confirm or deny these.....I'm a skeptic! Si[/quote] I can confirm, they're 100% hand-selected triple-filtered I've got some Magic Beans too if'n y'alls interested: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Heeley Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Might have a go at making my own....keep an eye out for my new ebay enterprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 (edited) ROTF. Brilliant. Check out some of the other amazing things for sale. How about the [b]Promethian base [that] isolates moderate to heavy loads from sesimic type vibration - especially the 0 -10 Hz variety produced by Earth's crust movement[/b] Edited to adjust for BST. Edited January 20, 2010 by SteveO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bass Doc Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Caution - there maybe some cancellation of the product's properties if you're listening to stuff by the Stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannybuoy Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 All products come with 30 day money back guarantee! [url="http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina33.htm"]http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina33.htm[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dood Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I'd been looking for an upgrade for my PDA 'phone recently and am so happy to have found this from the makers of..errr.. that fine pebble and bag device... Teleportation Tweak! Awesome! Wow! Dynamic! A Must Buy! POW! Kazaaaaam! [url="http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm"]http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumnote Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Can I suggest that to obtain the best listening experience you also add one of these main leads. They may well be more expensive at £2500 than your average maplins jobbie, but well worth it Valhalla Power Cord Ideal partner with The Quantum. Unterminated cable is not available. VALHALLA Reference Power Cord from Nordost redefines the standards of performance in this category. The Valhalla offers a dramatic sound stage, tremendous dynamic range and superb articulation of the musical event. When used with video components; clarity, detail, and the natural depth of colors are revealed. Valhalla Power Cord uses our new proprietary 'Dual Micro Mono-filament' technology to enhance audio and video performance. The cable consists of 7 solid extruded silver 16 AWG OFC conductors suspended in a Dual Micro Mono-Filament design. By using solid core extruded silver over OFC conductors, strand interaction, hot spots and carbonization, which can occur in stranded cables, are eliminated ensuring optimum performance. The VAHALLA power cable has a very high propagation speed. Unlike conventional power cables which have propagation speeds of less than 50% the speed of light, VALHALLA Reference power cord has a speed of 90 % the speed of light. This offers vast improvements in all facets of musical and visual performance. VALHALLA power cable also uses Nordost's proprietary 'Dual Micro Mono-Filament' technology which greatly enhances audio and video performance. This technology uses two FEP Mono-Filament threads which are wound around one another. These dual Mono-Filaments are then drawn around the conductor in a very precise helix pattern, this construction introduces more air space around the conductors and insulation contact with the conductors is reduced by more than 85%. Extruded FEP insulation is superior to all other materials in that it has very low signal loss and a high thermal efficiency meaning that it dissipates heat very quickly. This allows greater power to be transferred more efficiently. The use of FEP Micro Mono-Filament construction which has a very low dielectric constant and minimal insulation contact with the conductor means power is transferred extremely efficiently. Dual Micro Mono-Filament technology increases current flow, improves the transmission speed to over 90% the speed of light and dissipates heat. This design lowers the resistance of the cable keeping power loss extremely low. By using very precise manufacturing techniques, whereby the seven mono-filament silver plated power conductors are wound in a special configuration, the impedance, capacitance, and other electrical specifications are maintained to very tight tolerances. Another benefit of this design is to eliminate external EMI/RF interference. The result is truly superb sound quality and stunning visuals. Each VALHALLA Reference is hand built at our factory in the USA using highest quality Gold Plated connectors. Each cable uses the highest grade IEC connectors with triple gold plated Oxygen Free Copper contacts for improved conductivity. The design of the connector eliminates stress so that heat cycling and vibration will not loosen the contact points. IEC and AC Main Plugs are used in each cable. Specifications Construction: Precision Micro Mono-Filament Insulation: FEP Conductors: 7 x 16 AWG with 70 microns Extruded Silver over 99.999999% OFC Connectors: Gold Plated IEC/Wall plug US/UK/EUR Color: Clear Red and Black filaments Speed: 91% Speed of light Power Rating: 60AMP Capacitance: 8pF/ft DC Resistance: 1.3 Ohms per 1000ft/304M as terminated. 1m available but 2m is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorick Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I've got a box of gravel.... Only £50 to the first taker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Heeley Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 might try cat litter when i get home. +1 for nordost products - love to get a job in their marketing dept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinynorman Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 "Brilliant Pebbles have made a bigger improvement in sound quality than the last $1000.00 interconnect cables I purchased. Thanks!" "PS. I am not stupid, I really resent that implication, the voices in my head resent it too. One of these days I'll get even." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robocorpse Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 (edited) [url="http://www.death.plus.com/funstuff/audiofool.htm"]THE ULTIMATE HI-FI AND AUDIOPHILE MAGAZINE... [/url] (worth a quick look if you want a good laugh) Edited January 20, 2010 by robocorpse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinynorman Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Oddly, that isn't quite as funny as some of the real audiophile sites. These people have gone beyond parody. Things haven't changed much since the 1950s. [url="http://members.optusnet.com.au/pennywyatt/Interests/FlandersSwann/DropOfaHat/At%20the%20Drop%20of%20a%20Hat02.html"]http://members.optusnet.com.au/pennywyatt/...0a%20Hat02.html[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robocorpse Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 [quote name='spinynorman' post='719114' date='Jan 20 2010, 03:19 PM']Oddly, that isn't quite as funny as some of the real audiophile sites. These people have gone beyond parody. Things haven't changed much since the 1950s. [url="http://members.optusnet.com.au/pennywyatt/Interests/FlandersSwann/DropOfaHat/At%20the%20Drop%20of%20a%20Hat02.html"]http://members.optusnet.com.au/pennywyatt/...0a%20Hat02.html[/url][/quote] True, but at least in the 1950s, a lot more people understood what was going on inside the box, and a large proportion of hi-fi buffs actually built and modified their own gear, the cutting edge was new and devious ways to add a resistor here, change a coil there and properly tweak gear in search of better clarity, which was (on the whole) much needed in the earlier days. Thats how the term "High Fidelity" was coined, as most equipment back then was not capable of reproducing speech or music clearly enough for you to think you were in the room with them. Now, its all back to snake oil as even the hardened audiophiles just want to see pretty design, and be conned into buying stuff like those wooden sound cones and green CD pens. +1 for the Flanders and Swann stuff, ahh, the old days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumnote Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 [quote name='robocorpse' post='719084' date='Jan 20 2010, 02:58 PM'][url="http://www.death.plus.com/funstuff/audiofool.htm"]THE ULTIMATE HI-FI AND AUDIOPHILE MAGAZINE... [/url] (worth a quick look if you want a good laugh)[/quote] That is very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Mariner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 You know, I was completely convinced the Machina dynamica site was a spoof, right up until the last couple of posts here (and I'm STILL pretty sure it is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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