It's "for charity"

[Kev]

Careful, you'll have their CEO nagging Ped to rein it in, if he can find us.

[Sean]

A friend of mine gave me some reduced to clear mince that was just on the sell by date the other day. I said, "thank you very much, I never look a gift house in the mouth". 

 

[Boom, tish and long tom full that doesn't come back on the beat...]

[Paul S]

1 hour ago, Sean said:

A friend of mine gave me some reduced to clear mince that was just on the sell by date the other day. I said, "thank you very much, I never look a gift house in the mouth". 

 

[Boom, tish and long tom full that doesn't come back on the beat...]

 

I bought some, it gave me the trots.

[Paul S]

2 hours ago, ezbass said:

Of course, other outlets were guilty of this contamination too, it’s unfair to saddle just one company with all the blame.  

 

True.  There were the My Lidl Pony range.

[Paul S]

3 minutes ago, Paul S said:

 

I bought some, it gave me the trots.

And I've still got a bit between my teeth.

[Steve Browning]

13 minutes ago, Paul S said:

 

I bought some, it gave me the trots.

 

Don't tell me, you came out of the bathroom and was asked 'why the long face?'. Come on, someone had to, at some point.

[Beedster]

You guys  

[ezbass]

13 minutes ago, Beedster said:

You guys  

You can’t blame us, puns are our mane source of entertainment.

[Beedster]

7 minutes ago, ezbass said:

You can’t blame us, puns are our mane source of entertainment.

 

You thought that up on the hoof didn't you? 

[Beedster]

You're all just jockeying for position as best punster 🤔

[Beedster]

You should all be learning Mustang Sally 👍

[ezbass]

I’m learning some numbers by Sheena Mary McDonald*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Actually, I really wish I was, she’s brilliant. Saw her locally a while back in a trio and her bass player, Lorna T, really impressed me.

Edited 3 hours ago by ezbass

[Steve Browning]

12 minutes ago, Beedster said:

You should all be learning Mustang Sally 👍

Or being kicked in the knackers.

[ezbass]

20 minutes ago, Beedster said:

You should all be learning Mustang Sally 👍

 

7 minutes ago, Steve Browning said:

Or being kicked in the knackers.

The thought of either of those makes me twitch. Right, enough, whoa! I must harness my willpower and halter my urge to pun.

[Steve Browning]

Maybe the puns should be on another thread, for the purpose. Should we get gallop to run a poll?

[Kev]

Neigh

[mep]

I was asked what would cover our band expenses for a charity event would be. I asked for a pony!

Edited 1 hour ago by mep

[bass_dinger]

Those puns - I am laughing myself hoarse!