Ovation / Teisco bitsa - probably not for your ABBA tribute band..........

[Shaggy]

 

As a big fan of Ovation basses, I foolishly clicked on this and now can't unsee the truly fugly bridge, manky neck, and ludicrously oversized and garish pickguard.     No way that's an original Ovation body either.

Listing description is entertaining though (in a bad way)........

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/357084855391?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20250324084321%26meid%3Df29f6e8b07d74cb187fb636f1baec04f%26pid%3D101949%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26itm%3D357084855391%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D4375194%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2WithMLRPboosterAndUpdatedFeatures_BP%26brand%3DOvation&_trksid=p4375194.c101949.m162918&_trkparms=parentrq%3Ac6be4a5f1970a2c1838a6dccfffcf258|pageci%3A7cce5cfc-5695-11f0-8fcd-72e0a1cc61bd|iid%3A1|vlpname%3Avlp_homepage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[alyctes]

That's pretty nasty.

[2pods]

Gruesome !

[Hellzero]

I like the axe grinder made pickguards. 🤪

[Maude]

I've always liked a pickguard on a pickguard, especially if they're both machined from a half inch thick slab of plastic with a beaver held by the tail, a la Flintstones. 

[itsmedunc]

Well, that’s my breakfast ruined.

[Dan Dare]

In Arizona, I see. Must have used it for rounding up cattle.

[Geek99]

Holy f***ing shit

what fresh horror is that?

[Stub Mandrel]

Spot the AI description. 

[Woodinblack]

One of a kind masterpiece? Well, that is reassuring and certainly some way of putting it

[Maude]

I created a "one of a kind masterpiece" this morning. 

I had to flush it away though cos it was stinking the place up something rotten.