107% Completely Legitimate...

[binky_bass]

Right, this one is a tough one... it really subtle, but can you spot the problem with this post?

 

[rwillett]

Is it the metal used for the pickguard screws?

[E sharp]

Is it the poor spelling all across the description?

Edited April 23, 2025 by E sharp

[Hellzero]

Epiphanies less Paul, but there's no Paul in Epiphanies, so how could he become less.

[Hellzero]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/epiphanies-less-paul-custom-lite-white-the-code-it-s-and-it-s-hard-made-guitar-/1496636425

 

[binky_bass]

Also selling a Yamaha Pacifica 112 for £500 (down from £900 last week!) and a 'new' Ibanez Talman for £560 despite them being £250 new from any retailer. Pipe dreams or scammer??

[tauzero]

15 hours ago, Hellzero said:

Epiphanies less Paul, but there's no Paul in Epiphanies, so how could he become less.

 

It should say "Paul's letter to the Epiphanies", the lesser-known one after Paul's letter to the Corinthians.

[Hellzero]

You know, me, and modern dances...

[Graham_C]

We could factor in some kind of disability and maybe be a little kinder?

[dyerseve]

2 hours ago, Graham_C said:

We could factor in some kind of disability and maybe be a little kinder?

He owns a guitar so the disability is assumed!

[binky_bass]

2 hours ago, Graham_C said:

We could factor in some kind of disability and maybe be a little kinder?

Given the clear lies about having 'just bought it yesterday from a shop' and then advertising several guitars at 3 to 4 times RRP, I think we can factor that out. 

 

The below Ibanez Talman is £229 new, so him 'buying it yesterday' and saying that even at £560 it's 'loosing him money' is, to say the least, utter crªp.

 

 

Edited April 24, 2025 by binky_bass

[Graham_C]

They're also selling kids clothes and toys for daft amounts. I wouldn't rule anything out, but what would I know?

[ead]

On 24/04/2025 at 12:50, tauzero said:

 

It should say "Paul's letter to the Epiphanies", the lesser-known one after Paul's letter to the Corinthians.

 

Did the Epiphanies ever write back?

Edited May 9, 2025 by ead

[Richard R]

Yes. 

They said "Take your market stall and dodgy goods elsewhere, we've got enough problems with the Romans without your sort too"

 

Edited May 11, 2025 by Richard R
Though it should be pointed out they were replying to Paul the Guitarist, not Paul the Apostle

[Owen]

Ooh! Ooh! I have a joke which is super niche, but I think this is the moment.

 

My friend, who never showed any interest in music, phoned me. “I was on eBay last week and I saw the most beautiful thing. It was a guitar and I could not stop myself. I hit BIN and it arrived yesterday. I don’t know why I had never clocked these before”. “So you had an epiphany?” I asked. “No” he replied, quite put out. “It’s a proper Gibson!”.