When you have had a petition raised against you that calls you out specifically by name, there's bugger all that you can call me that will offend me.
For the avoidance of doubt, this was about me taking over all the IT and networking at Central St Martins as well as the other four colleges that make up the University of Arts for London and dragging them kicking and screaming into the 20th century. This was 97 or 98. Things like email, networks faster than 64kb, new hr system etc etc. I'd insisted that we weren't going to wait five years but it was going to be done in six months. A few studios and their shop got closed for a while. Apparently I was despised as I wasn't an artist but a mere technician. They were right but I did it. There may well have been a protest meeting.
I've had people trying to sack me on more than one occasion. I've had people talking about "that Rob Willett" not realised I.was in the meeting (DWP and DCS), that was a fun one and elicited a response and apology afterwards. I've has people screaming at me that I didn't understand Agile. That bloke went off long term with a nervous breakdown.
I've been acussed of racism when I caught a burglar doing my flat over in Brixton. That's one of the few times in my life I've actually lost my temper as I'm not.
I'm still here, still fully employed with more work than I can handle it.
toy-bass fetishist is a bit weak. Come on try harder.