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GOD ... I HATE COUNTRY


Linus27
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I hate it, with their whinging and moaning and complaining about every other tom dick and harry. Plus that stupid man at the back with his guitar on his lap sliding a can of beer up and down the strings sounding like a cat giving birth. Don't they see he's just a lazy arse that can't be bothered to stand up like a real guitarists. Oh, and whats with all the tassles, boots and cowboy hats?

Surely, nobody here likes country music here ;) :P :)

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[quote name='Deep Thought' post='406491' date='Feb 11 2009, 04:46 PM']I don't mind a bit of Johnny Cash, and some of the lyrics can be hilarious, but on the whole it doesn't do a lot for me.[/quote]

actually i quite like Johnny Cash too but on the whole it is sh*te,mind there seem to be some really fit birds singing it,like that there Shania Twain mmmmm,so mute the sound & break out the kleenex. ;)

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[quote name='chris_b' post='406527' date='Feb 11 2009, 05:06 PM']Country is a wide definition these days so blanket statements like this are pretty silly. Steve Earl is country and I think He's great!! Only Martians [b]hate[/b] country![/quote]

WE COME IN PEACE.............................TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

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I think it's the fact that most C&W songs sound identical that I dislike it so much. Although that's probably also the reason I love the blues so much. Hmm, I think I've just out-argued myself!

OK, how about these reasons for disliking Country and Western music?
[list]
[*]The whiny voice that accompanies every song
[*]The cowboy hats
[/list]
;)

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[quote name='rbatts2000' post='406544' date='Feb 11 2009, 04:16 PM']OK, how about these reasons for disliking Country and Western music?
[list]
[*]The whiny voice that accompanies every song
[*]The cowboy hats
[/list]
;)[/quote]
Al from Ministry, and Rob Zombie from White Zombie wore cowboy hats. Strippers wear cowboy hats...

Can't fault the hats. Maybe its the fact that we don't like to listen to men crying like girls in our music.

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[quote name='Linus27' post='406473' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:39 PM']Plus that stupid man at the back with his guitar on his lap sliding a can of beer up and down the strings sounding like a cat giving birth. Don't they see he's just a lazy arse that can't be bothered to stand up like a real guitarists.

Surely, nobody here likes country music here ;) :P :)[/quote]

Check out some of Alison Krauss and union station's stuff,then listen to Jerry Douglas on dobro and then tell me it sounds like a cat giving birth. :huh:



Sorry but i love my Bluegrass :ph34r:

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Most cuntry music is the same old bollo*s as the last one, but there is one or two that are gems, but that is literally ONE or TWO!
My singer is Canadian & we have an AltDot band & he's tried introducing a couple of cuntry style songs to us that he's written & we end up trying to make it as uncuntry as much as we can.

I go to Vegas nearly every December & they have the rodeo on (another pile of crap) & all you get is cuntry music with cowboy hats & tassles & we get thrown out of casinos for taking the mick. Good fun indeedy ;)

I do like Steve Earl tho, Copperhead Road is a great album. shitnia twain I can't stand!

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I don't know if I know exactly what country music is. I have and do enjoy people like Lyle Lovett, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Johnny Cash. One of the last albums I purchased was the best of George Jones. Some of the greats have done some superb country stuff. Have a listen to Gram Parsons and The Byrds "sweetheart of the rodeo. I not defending all the bullshit that is obviously out there though.

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[quote name='Mr Fudge' post='406582' date='Feb 11 2009, 04:35 PM']I don't know if I know exactly what country music is.[/quote]

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[quote]Lyle Lovett, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Johnny Cash. One of the last albums I purchased was the best of George Jones. Some of the greats have done some superb country stuff. Have a listen to Gram Parsons and The Byrds "sweetheart of the rodeo.[/quote]
You lie! You DO know what country music is... you only wish you didn't. ;)

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[quote name='RayFW' post='406508' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:55 PM']Cos then you get your wife, dog and job back.[/quote]Or your girl leaves your best friend for you, and you win lots of money and a car in a well-advised poker game. ;)

[quote name='BigBeefChief' post='406594' date='Feb 11 2009, 04:39 PM'][i]<< predictable anti-Jazz irrelevance >>[/i][/quote]

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