@Frank Blank definitely won the long distance prize. There's dedication.
@Jabba_the_gut's work really won the day for me. As Frank says, I honestly don't think he realises just how good his instruments are. Here is @Witters trying, as so many of us did, to work out how Jez managed to get such a dinky package to make such a good and BBBBIG sound.
As ever, many many thanks to the wonderful Scrumpettes for laying on such an epic spread, and keeping me supplied with gallons of coffee!
Last and definitely not least, thanks to @scrumpymike for organising yet another belting day. I raise my hat to you sir.