I thought this thread was going to be about neck pockets and extra-deep neck pockets! 4 pages later I’m none the wiser, but it did remind me of a joke so old Frank Carson probably used it;
A hippy ([i]read; bassist[/i]) was ambling along through the fields one day, probably looking for “mushrooms”, when he trips over a leprechaun
“Ah, yer great hippy eejit” curses the leprechaun, “an’ I suppose ye’ll be wanting yer three wishes now?”
“Three wishes?” muses the hippy “Like………crazy. OK man, I wanna be uptight, outta sight, and in the groove”
So………..
…the leprechaun turned him into a sanitary towel.
Coat. Mine. I'll get.