SteveXFR

No, doom metal

I remember several years ago on a mountaineering trip a gentleman we called German Kris translated several songs as we enjoyed a beautiful alpine sunset from our bivvy ledge. The lyrics are not what one would traditionally describe as romantic.

Girls Girls Girls - Motley Crew

Die laughing - Therapy?

I think Rammstein have always been a bit too consistent, I find their records to all be a bit too similar except for a few exceptional tracks. Where Rammstein really are exceptional is on the stage. No one matches their live performance and stage shows. I'm convinced you don't even need to be a metal fan to appreciate them live.

A Forest - The Cure

Your knob must be nearly 3/4". I'm surprised Mrs Pickguard can still walk

Make love like a man - Def Leopard I've no idea how I remember that one.

Green machine - Kyuss

Sludge factory - Alice In Chains

Where is my mind - Pixies

Battery acid - Queens Of The Stone Age

Danger high voltage - Electric Six

I still occasionally see them advertising for a drummer and bassist so I'm guessing it's gone back to being just a recording project for the guitarists, one of them is a pretty handy drummer. It was their plan to have a big social media launch on 2/2/22 and that didn't happen. I think in their rush to get signed and ready to tour, they've put themselves back a year or two.

This morning I discovered that Matt Freeman from Rancid has a new band called Charger. They've got an album called Summon The Demon which is a solid punk/metal crossover. There's hints of Motorhead and Iron Maiden. The bass is fairly restrained for Matt but occasionally his genius breaks out.

Leg of lamb - Queens Of The Stone Age

Well if you passed the crack pipe around occasionally and shared the methylated spirits they wouldn't complain as much

Obviously as soon as you have the same gear as bands who play arenas, you can also play arena tours. Probably busking in the car park but it's still an arena tour.

Along with ukuleles

Surely just owning a harmonica should be illegal. Has there ever been a jam session where there hasn't been a harmonica player show up?

Drink and/or drugs. They stop people turning up on time, knowing their parts and playing competently. Band members thinking the band will be the next greatest thing. A situation which in my last band resulted in the guitarist/singer telling me I had to buy an Ampeg SVT classic and Ampeg 8x10 plus a Justin Chancellor signature wah pedal. That in turn resulted in them needing a new bassist and shortly after, a new drummer when he was told to buy a new kit plus triggers and a 2kW active sub.

P bass. Burst with tort pick guard and flats

Blacker than a politicians heart.

Painkiller - Judas Priest

Machines of hate - Fear Factory