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Mrs. WoT went to a ladies' salon in Ashington once, and asked for a perm.
The stylist said 'Whey aye, pet. [i]I waanda'd lurnely as a clood...[/i]'
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I was playing a WMC in Ashington and I was standing with a plug in one hand, I turned to the Concert Chairman and said, "Where's the mains mate?", he replied, "Whey next to the wimmins owa yurn corner!"... just realised these quips only work if you've been to Ashington.