Teebs

Nice! Thanks for that (TLRT to follow - I've run out again). I'm planning to go with Mrs Teebs, so I'll get tickets. Looking forward to it

Bless you NFF! You are a kind man! Plain wrong...but kind

That's brilliant!

But but but...that's a geetar!

James Jamerson, Bernard Edwards & Hooky for me.

+1 Truss rod tweak. The recent heat is most likely to blame.

Some, or all of the above may or may not be true...

I started that rumour 18 months ago on FinnBass! Ah - it's such a small world! But are the rumours true? Only two people know the answer...

Fixed to reflect the reality

⬆️This. Always this!

+1 👍

Fab! 👍

A veritable cad, sir! And probably a bounder to boot! Certainly no gentleman, and worse... ... a golfer! *shudders with horror*

Vox SomethingOrOther™

Will do! Thanks NJ 👍

This is my kind of thing! Awesome! Great work Mr NJ! 👍

A few years ago, maybe 2009/10ish, I was at a Little Barrie gig at Night & Day in Manchester. Me & a friend had got there early & were having a few drinks as the place started to fill up. When it was my round again, the bar was chocka, but after a bit I get to the front. A short bloke with big hair appears in my peripheral vision, & next thing, I'm being edged slowly out of my place at the bar. At this point, I'm hot & getting grumpy, so I push firmly back, shunting the guy away from me and backwards away from the bar. I get our drinks & head back to the table, leaning heavily on the pushy bar bloke on the way, and maybe treading on a few toes. I get back to our table, & my mate is peeing himself laughing. "What's up?" I ask; "What exactly have you got against Johnny Marr?" ; I'm a big Smiths & Johnny Marr fan, I turn around, mortified, to get a proper look at the guy, and it is JM. Later I went to apologise to the great man & he was lovely

I've trademarked 'The Greek' ™ You'll be hearing from my leegul team imminently.

Very dapper! 👍

Is 'Midsomer Norton' where they film Midsomer Murders?

Utter, utter bas*ards!

Embrace the character that it's created! Add some graphics...hey presto!

...or battered?

Fixed for you

That's probably it!